So I got this big chocolate shaped shoe thing for Mother's Day from DC. I love chocolate, and this looks lovely with it's hand decorated flowers wank on it. But I've deliberately avoided eating it in favour of more friendly chocolate bars or boxes I bought myself as I know eating the fecker is going to be a pain.
But then I ran out of chocolate bars and boxes so tonight I've attempted to eat the bloody chocolate shoe. Except you can't break it. I've tried whacking it against the worktop waking DD in the process and can't find the hammer so now I'm having to knaw at it like a rodent in an attempt to get some chocolatey goodness.
This is making me far more ragey than it probably should. Fuck you Cadbury/Kraft. 