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Original poster

Was she in pain or having orgasms?

61 replies

IsSheBeingSquashed · 30/03/2015 13:42

A friend of my husband's was boasting lavishly about giving his wife seventeen orgasms at a time not remotely jealous about not being able to orgasm seventeen times in a row, oh no I'm not

He's a hefty big bloke with a well manicured executive paunch, and his wife is tiny, really petite. AIBU to think she was probably just in pain and try to get him to shift his weight, or do people really have seventeen orgasms a time? Grin

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Gruntfuttock · 30/03/2015 13:44

Well, I suppose it depends if he was on top. If so, maybe she was gasping for breath.

AmyElliotDunne · 30/03/2015 13:45

HIBU for boasting about it, but it's not unheard of for a woman to have multiple orgasms 17 is a tame day

btw it doesn't always have to be missionary, so not sure what his weight has to do with it Wink

KoalaDownUnder · 30/03/2015 13:49

How do you manicure a paunch?!

Totality22 · 30/03/2015 13:51

Is it normal for your husband's mates to discuss such things with you?

SqueezyCheeseWeasel · 30/03/2015 13:54

I would assume he was full of shit

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IsSheBeingSquashed · 30/03/2015 13:55

No, it's normal for such things to be discussed - that's why I was shocked!

Are there positions other than missionary then? Shock

She's frightfully prim - I just assumed she must have been in pain Blush

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GlacindaTheTroll · 30/03/2015 13:56

I simply wouldn't believe something like that.

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IsSheBeingSquashed · 30/03/2015 13:58

Whoops - I meant it's not normal for my husband to have conversations like this with friends!

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molyholy · 30/03/2015 13:58

I've heard of executive stress, but executive paunch is a new one on me Grin

sebsmummy1 · 30/03/2015 14:00

I have had one multiple orgasm and it certainly wasn't 17, more like three. I also cannot remember who it was achieved, with an ex but I know not what he was doing lol

GlitzAndGigglesx · 30/03/2015 14:01

She probably thought each one would get him to stop. being a bitter bitch

sebsmummy1 · 30/03/2015 14:02

*how it was achieved.

PatrickStarxx · 30/03/2015 14:02

Urgh. She's probably telling him that so he hurrys up and gets off her. Ha Grin

nikki1978 · 30/03/2015 14:02

Are you joking about the missionary position thing? I would be bored and sore after orgasm number 2. And I would be weirded out by a friends dh telling me all about their sex life and I am far from a prude!

nikki1978 · 30/03/2015 14:04

Oh hang on he was telling your dh? About 90% of the things blokes tell each other are bullshit Grin

emotionsecho · 30/03/2015 14:08

Are you sure it wasn't a 'guess the weight game'?

angelos02 · 30/03/2015 14:08

I smell bullshit

angelos02 · 30/03/2015 14:09

Don't they say people that brag about their sex life aren't actually getting any?

BuzzardBird · 30/03/2015 14:12

Is his name Fatty Arbuckle?

BestZebbie · 30/03/2015 14:14

Which one of them was counting accurately through that all the way up to 17?....

SurlyCue · 30/03/2015 14:17

17? How exhausting. Of course its possible but i call bullshit too. As for him discussing it with others? Asshole- i'd be letting her know.

NerrSnerr · 30/03/2015 14:18

What a strange thread...

Ledkr · 30/03/2015 14:21

That's funny buzzard but I dont know why.

CMOTGilbertBlythe · 30/03/2015 14:24

I normally lose count after about 7 Wink

I remember this odd person who used to come on here in the early hours and try to get us to talk about being squashed.

BuzzardBird · 30/03/2015 14:51

Famous for squashing a woman to death Ledkr