To think that Simon Cowell is actually a bit of a tosser?

[JudgeyHotPants]

Just that really. I used to really like him, but over the past few years I've really started going off him. I think he's an epic megalomaniac who doesn't treat people very well, when he gets bored of them or they stop making him money he tosses them onto the scrap heap.

He also looked completely ridiculous at the Brit awards when he got up to accept an award on behalf of One Direction. Like some old relic from days gone by.

Oh and why do you never read negative stories about him in the press? He apparently gets another mans wife pregnant and we're supposed to congratulate him for it? Can you imagine if the boot was on the other foot?

I just him really obnoxious now.

he's a dick.
his music sucks.
Karaoke Sauron as i heard him called.

and he needs to come out of the closet already.

Ick.

Best Simon Cowell pic ever.

That's hilarious sqoosh - he is indeed a dead ringer for Lord Farquaad. [grins]

Oh my fuckin' goodnight squoosh, is that photo for real?

What was he thinking?

Great photo because one side of the pic represents the camp side of his personality, puffed out chest and yappy little handbag dog and the other side represents his virile ladies man image, girlfriend and the young fruit of his loins.

The baby is pretending to be asleep as he's mortified by the whole spectacle.

Oh, he is an utter knob. And so smug. Not sure why because, despite all that money and fame, when he wakes up in the morning, he still has to be Simon Cowell.

Oh squoosh! Your description of the tall man's head/short body has really made me laugh. So true. I wonder if he always uses those trick mirrors that elongate parts of your body so that he thinks he is in proportion.

I think there's something not quite right about him and his goings-on. Someone must know.

Never saw what all the fuss was about.

And I've always thought he might be gay.

Ugh, Yanbu. He seems so full of himself. Why does he keep getting that weird, square-shaped haircut? He reminds me of the sleazy dad of one of my friends who groped me when I was a teen. The sight of him just gives me instant rage!

I also suspect he is gay but it absolutely baffles me why he would try to hide it.

Has no one here shagged him but he's such a ladies man!
I'm sure there must a Cowell shagee on mumsnet. If so, please share his secrets.

I got fed up of him a long time ago. Cant remember the last time i watched x factor & as for bgt. It should be more like everyone else has talent coz the last few years most of the auditionees havent been british or even living in britain.

He is on my list of slebs who I could not imagine having sex with. I think it would be clinical and short.

Blindgossip (one of my favourite sources of sleb gossip and scandal) did a series of blind items on him. Quite enlightening!

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Yes funny that no one on MN has ever claimed to have been Cowelled, half the people here seem to have shagged Russell Brand.

seaoflove i second blindgossip - brilliant for celeb dirt.
i'd bet my house he's gay.

I have never warmed to him. The getting his mates wife pregnant says all you need to know about him.

There was an ex of his on cbb once and judging her and Sinita from their public performance, he keeps company like himself.

Squoosh

I've never liked him. He's a massive bellend with one of those smarmy faces I want to slap with a fish.

There are rumours about him and a certain TV Hypnotist.

He must have lots of high up friends as there is never any scandal, and everything bad that has happened with Xfactor contestants has always been hushed up or not made the press.

I suspect that Max Clifford has always protected him in the past. Not sure how that's going to work now that Uncle Max is disgraced and banged up in prison? They were always up each other's arses, when Simon turned 50 Clifford bought him a several grand Rolex watch! FFS who even does that for someone who's just a business associate?

Weird, weird, weird?

Simon Cowell, a man so camp that even decades of Alpha Male strutting, fathering a child with someone else's wife and a yachtful of 'ex-girlfriends' can't make him look straight.

It's odd though, it's not like most people would a be surprised, or b give a single shit.

This is a personal attack on somebody as a person, not something they have done, and all based on hearsay, and like the post earlier today on Amanda Knox I feel uncomfortable with it and don't feel it is what MN is all about.

Well then don't comment and just ignore if it offends you so much ARoomWithoutaView