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To wonder why EatShitDerek aka FuckitBucket has been banned?

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Arsenic · 22/03/2015 23:27

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Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 00:45

What load of shit did derek get on here ?

Arsenic · 23/03/2015 00:46

Yes not, something like that. Not for her name.

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wickedlazy · 23/03/2015 00:49

That makes sense, af telling goady eejits where to go and getting in the shit for it. I assume she'll be allowed back (unbanned..?) at some point?

AtomicDog · 23/03/2015 00:49

OK, I'm v confused. I always though ESD was SPB, but I've no idea what 'stranded bear' did that was so wrong.
I thought the problem was that ESD's original name was v similar to another longstanding poster- stealthpolarbear.
Confused

Is that incorrect?

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 00:51

The AF ban was aggggesss ago. She's still here now as far as I know.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 00:52

Stranded bear was...I think a fantasist and possibly sock puppet. (?)

Stealth polar bear was just a regular poster wasn't she ?
Not eatshitderek ?

AtomicDog · 23/03/2015 00:54

Yes, stealth was the original polar bear. But Derek was originally SPB, definitely.

redrubyindigo · 23/03/2015 00:54

Arsenic

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wickedlazy · 23/03/2015 00:55

I'm glad I joined after stranded/strandedbear/some name with polar bear in it. Every time it gets mentioned, the names and story are different. So confusing. I'm sure at the time it was even more complicated. Imagining threads about threads about threads... head spinning now so going for a calming smoke

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 00:56

Sorry what does SPB stand for if not stealth polar bear ? I thought they were the same.

MoominKoalaAndMiniMoom · 23/03/2015 00:57

This is confusing.

Is Derek the one who a troll posted something awful about her son?

And that was stealthpolarbear but not strandedbear?

Arsenic · 23/03/2015 00:58

I think you should take you should consult a qualified physician red Grin

Goodnight.

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AtomicDog · 23/03/2015 01:01

stealthpolarbear was the ordinary (nay, original) mner. strandedpolarbear is a young mother of a little boy. No idea about any sock-puppeting, fantasist stuff though.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 01:03

Oh god I'm so confused I. Think I should go to bed. Back in the morning.

LostTeacher · 23/03/2015 01:03

StealthPolarBear is not Derek.

There was a StrandedPolarBear ( I think) who changed to just StrandedBear because of the similarity to StealthPolarBear.

Then StrandedBear was banned.

Poor StealthPolarBear has nothing to do with it.

Then Derek joined, as SPB or something, and people assumed (WRONGLY) that she was StrandedBear.

I hope nobody accuses me of making things worse; I'm trying to help clear up the confusion.

wickedlazy · 23/03/2015 01:06

Odd thoughts in head. For every sock puppet, there is going to be the other user name that the puppet backs up. Or multiple usernames. If they're smart, it could take a while to link them all together? Do trolls go as far as having a nice "normal" if very kind and understanding persona username, with a normal persona sock puppet to back up the normal/sympathetic username, and a troll name and troll puppet. Just to really fuck with people. How many usernames are you allowed? Are there whole threads with just one person arguing with themselves under different names?Confused

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 01:07

So derek literally was SPB or did it stand for something ?

CheerfulYank · 23/03/2015 01:07

I thought that StrandedBear (who had a DD) was honest about not knowing she was having the baby but dishonest and/or sock puppety about other things.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 01:07

The initials SPB I mean.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 23/03/2015 01:08

The initials SPB I mean.

LostTeacher · 23/03/2015 01:10

She was definitely SPsomethingorother.

She changed to the Derek username after somebody joined with a very similar name to hers, and started posting as her.

LostTeacher · 23/03/2015 01:11

She was definitely SPsomethingorother.

She changed to the Derek username after somebody joined with a very similar name to hers, and started posting as her.

Oswin · 23/03/2015 01:12

Eats hit is not stranded bear! Her username used to be SPsomething. She joined around the same time as me and stranded bear wasn't banned till months after I joined. They don't have the same posting style either. I think people have confused themselves because of the Sp username.

LostTeacher · 23/03/2015 01:13

As in the first bit of her name was SP and then I think she changed the last bit sometimes.

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