To think that there is nothing interesting on here?

[FuckItBucket]

for a few days now I have struggled to find threads to read. They all seem to blend into one boring mass of nothingness

I also have no good ideas for funny and interesting threads.

So AIBU to think that you lot need to pull your finger out and start with the interesting shit?

but vodka is so much better than

why would anyone be

Because some people think we drink too much as it is. They actually hoick. Clutch pearls and relate vodka fuelled misdemeanors.
The Friday night drunk thread is a hoot, though.
Beats drinking Frosty Jacks on park benches

Look at the time !
Nightnight.

We all REALLY know Mumsnet is a bit shit, but it's just the tip of the icecube. All the truly amazing stuff goes on in the Dadsnet section.

I drink vodka and cranberry - looks a lot like

Oh gosh are we drinking now? Hell in a hand cart I tells ya!

Trust me, I am not all fresh and new

People indeed, just saying how much they spend on a holiday. It did slightly depress me (is that envy I feel? nasty horrid feeling go away)

I am going over to that thread right now to LIE about it, and see if I get away with it.

check me out

I did it. Think I sound quite plausible

Now if you all join and make increasingly outrageous claims on the holiday thread, we can see how long it takes before we are found out

ooh which thread is that?

I can make up some awesome claims amd the truth is ive never been abroad! don't even have a passport.

On the relationship board a lady who was being literally held prisoner by her p and his family has just escaped with her kids and is at police station sorting out refuge we are all having a big knees up with and

Oh has she cunningcat? I was flowing that one yesterday....phew!!

Even though I don't know her I feel massive relief for her and kids!

Sounds like a good result Cunning. I have Relationships well and truly hidden, it's really not for me.

It can be a bit grim.

Re Relationships I am not qualified to

a) Sort out the truth from fiction.
b) give proper advice to people that are in a relationship mess.

So I give it a swerve, and hope that they get some RL help.

Me too Sparkling. Given that I married a cunt, I don't really feel well qualified to advise anyone else...

Is Dadsnet where it's at then? Hmmm I could fancy a wander over there...

Yes sparing, I am quite good in RL when I know the people and all the facts.

Are Mums allowed on Dadsnet?

We can troll lurk can't we?

Cover me, I'm going in....

First post on DadsNet I saw was a discussion of 'Steak and BJ Day'.

I like the moral debate threads. The one where a mumsnetter's friend had taken her dd to a theme park for the day and the mumsnetter had given money for her entrance fee, but then realised the friend had used her Tesco vouchers and pocketed the cash.

I always find it so interesting to see the completely opposite povs on those threads and I try and learn something from the people who are in complete disagreement with me. But often I just end up getting arsey .

YY I like a good moral dilemma, makes you question yourself.

Saw that one Sparkling.

I'm just looking through "did you want kids?". It's rather depressing.

Moral debates are ace. Some posters try to out do each other with how morally correct they are

I hope one gets started soon