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AIBU?

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To think that there is nothing interesting on here?

168 replies

FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 11:21

for a few days now I have struggled to find threads to read. They all seem to blend into one boring mass of nothingness Grin

I also have no good ideas for funny and interesting threads.

So AIBU to think that you lot need to pull your finger out and start with the interesting shit? Grin

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FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 18:30

How do we attract trolls? Funny ones only.

Just a thought

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FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 19:22

Bumping coz I'm bored

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Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2015 19:46

You need to go over to P&B again Fuckit, remember how well that ended? Grin

Or invent something to rival Penis Beaker.

FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 19:51

It's been that long that since I've seen a penis I have no idea what shape container they could fit in

Grin
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sandalsinthebin · 19/03/2015 19:55

Wooooh threads about ghosts are always good. And I love the current holiday thread with people spending tens of thousands on glam holidays (swoon)

Sparklingbrook · 19/03/2015 20:25

People saying they are spending ££s on holidays. Grin

Never seen a ghost. Sad

sandalsinthebin · 19/03/2015 20:33

But would love to see a ghost - and would love to go on a thousands ££££££££ holiday!

FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 20:46

Id love to see a ghost. Adult conversation will do even with a spirit

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TiggyD · 19/03/2015 21:24

You can remember what a penis looks like? Imagine Dara O'Briain from behind wearing a flesh coloured roll neck jumper.

SquirrelledAway · 19/03/2015 21:57

Well that thought will liven up Stargazing Live tonight.

ghostinthecanvas · 19/03/2015 22:09

Will I do? I usually have rum in my bag Grin

ghostinthecanvas · 19/03/2015 22:10

Though I don't have a penis. Sorry.Wine

FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 22:21

Currently watching The Following.

Tiggy now you mention it I remember Grin

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CallMeExhausted · 19/03/2015 22:27

Rehashing the spoonyfucker thread would do us all a world of good.

FuckItBucket · 19/03/2015 22:42

What spoonyfucker thread?

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daisychain01 · 19/03/2015 22:51

fuckit you just wait, the good Freds are like buses, nothing, nothing... Then three will come along at the same time

daisychain01 · 19/03/2015 22:53

How about a good feminist one, for a right good punch-up.

daisychain01 · 19/03/2015 23:07

What about the BoringPost? It's great

Put the rubbish out. The bin man picked it up.

Put the kettle on for a cuppa but had to go to the shop as we ran out of milk.

DS3 has just pooh-ed.

FuckItBucket · 20/03/2015 00:20

Mn needs burning down and starting again

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LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 20/03/2015 00:26

Its a bit po-faced and whiney at the moment. Lots of tedious moaning and uptight chewy faced posters.

Us- SmileGrinWine

Them- HmmEnvyShock

emmelinelucas · 20/03/2015 00:41

That's a really witty post, Lois.
I would never have thought of putting it like that !
See - MN amuses me

Fuckit - you'll soon lower your expectations.
You are all fresh and new. It won't last.

GallicGarlic · 20/03/2015 00:42

I'm so bored I am placemarking THIS thread!

I have got to go to bed, though. If I miss the sodding eclipse I'll have to lie to everyone in RL.

Shall I put the clean sheets on, or just roll myself up in the duvet? Life's full of major decisions, innit.

GallicGarlic · 20/03/2015 00:43

I liked Lois's emoticonarama, too, Emm. When do we get a vodka icon?

fattymcfatfat · 20/03/2015 00:45

vodka icon would really come in handy for when this baby drops! Grin

emmelinelucas · 20/03/2015 00:54

just duvet Gallic if you are very tired you won't really appreciate the cool cleanness of a changed bed.
I will petition for a vodka icon

Some folks will be Shock

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