To think that there is nothing interesting on here?

[FuckItBucket]

for a few days now I have struggled to find threads to read. They all seem to blend into one boring mass of nothingness

I also have no good ideas for funny and interesting threads.

So AIBU to think that you lot need to pull your finger out and start with the interesting shit?

My magic chickens MIL is fowl?

I'm hilarious!

I'm joining in on maths ones now!

Seriously, you lot sort it out

Well my spelling thread was so boring and pointless and at the same time inflammatory that someone reported it and Mumsnet asked me to move it to Pedants' Corner. Imagine if I started one which talked about something
outrageous what would happen then?

Give it ago

Post link her

Mumsnet Classics was made for afternoons like these....

There's a teacher's catfight going on somewhere.

Lots of "hardworking" and "exhausted" teachers posting at 1pm on a weekday (me included )

Classics have been used up by next. Past few days have being like this.

Saw the teacher one but got bored. I need proper unexpected entertainment

Even Classics has too much crap in it these days. You have to dig deep to find the good stuff. The quality has gorn right downhill.

Witch you were saving the 'white stuff' for your afternoon tea? and Surely thats a thread right there? Before or after the tea is poured? Warm the cup first?

back totally agree. I used to be able to post on a few threads but lastly hardly anything.

I thought the tape worm thread was quite interesting, and informative!

But it has seemed duller the last couple of days.

Ha ha I ended up clicking on the maths ones too!

For what it's worth, I do not think your Organic Chicken looks the least bit frumpy in that. I do, however, want to start a bunfight about the morality of posting about your chicken, bearing in mind it probably already has low self esteem.

Maybe the only thing that is keeping it going, is how sassy it thinks it itlooks, wrapped in organic bacon.

If your chicken was to post I would advise....... You know don't you.

I am not opening anything with tape worm in the title!

I'd just been thinking the same. What's going on?

It's all, "am I being unreasonable or is my MIL horrible?" And I so want the MIL to be monstrous, but she's not! If anything she's too nice and the op is being completely unreasonable :(

has the world gone mad? Is everyone parking considerately? Are all MILs now lovely? Are all weddings about the couple making a commitment and not about oneupmanship?!

:(

Sad times. Sad times indeed.

i feel SICK as a collegue just mentioned his "todger" in a friendly email to me (in a non pervy way, but so inappropriate)

care to advise me how to handle this????

I actually feel ducking SICK

If it isn't in a Pervy why do you feel sick?

Did he say it was leaking green slime or something?

I cant actually bear to read the email again but will do

he was referring to some exercises I advised he do and said:

These exercises were really tough for me and just about all of me (apart from my todger!) was very stiff the following morning!

boak

thanks,. cant start a thread or even mention to anyone but I am not impressed

would i mention my VAGINA IN A WORK EMAIL????? NO OF COURSE not

Im feeling the need for a real shocker!
Maybe a my MIL ( who trys to breast feed my children) is Nigel Farages political advisor/mistress?

I always like a good "I'm a brilliant mother your al rubbish because your not me" thread gets pretty hectic pretty early

Sounds like a joke to me. Depends on relationship with him I suppose. Just ignore.

I'm ashamed to say it but I want trolls. Decent ones of course

How does one mention a todger in a non Pervy way?

My toddler could be blinded anytime soon as neighbours cat poos in our garden.

Was ibu to have sworn and screamed at the old lady who parked in the mother/toddler space?
Ok she looked frail but I had to park 10 spaces back from the shop and my baby could have been exposed to cigarette smoke or worse rain!

OK, thanks for listening!!

I have a friend who left her newborn with her SIL and MIL

the SIL had also just had a baby--guess what happended

YES the SIL BF my friends baby as it was "hungry"

fake that????

I can't help with anything dinosaur related, but Dh and the dds once followed me round tesco quacking and waddling, whilst I scurried down the aisles to avoid them. The shame of it . Was Ibu to hide?

Maybe a I left my 2 month old for 2 week while I went on holiday to sun myself. MIL didn't agree.

The 'babies need their mums every second of the day gang' would have to decide if they are willing to agree with a MIL

Anyone made move yet?

I can think of some great ones but I'm too Chicken (organic not frumpy) to post!