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Who is going to treat their DP to steak and blowjob day. 14-03-15

79 replies

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 13/03/2015 19:59

Dh just asked me, I said no fucking way. After all he did nothing for Valentine's Day.

Ainu to thing this is ridiculous.

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iklboo · 13/03/2015 20:00

Why would his steak want a blowjob? It's dead! Grin

gamerchick · 13/03/2015 20:02

He made the mistake by asking.

NeverShutsUp · 13/03/2015 20:03

DH been away for a month (with work) and left me with the DC. He returns home tomorrow and he can dream on if he wants that! I will be too busy catching up on some much needed sleep

Ubik1 · 13/03/2015 20:03
Hmm
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PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 13/03/2015 20:03

He is lucky to have a BJ for his birthday < very lucky > never mind a made up date.

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PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 13/03/2015 20:05

www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

Ubik1 this link explains it.

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ghostyslovesheep · 13/03/2015 20:08

if I had a 'DH' he'd be welcome to give someone a BJ and cook himself some steak Hmm

BramwellBrown · 13/03/2015 20:18

hahaha he wishes, DH says he simply doesn't buy into being told when to shower me with affection by some commercialised made up day so I'm not being told when to give him a blow job.

AmyElliotDunne · 13/03/2015 20:25

That's every day for my dp. He's on a low carb diet and is a very lucky man!

He is however, also a very generous man, not just on Valentine's day but every other day too, so it's all fair round here.

StillaChocoholic · 13/03/2015 20:28

He can sod off, I don't get a chocolate and oral day.
If he gets it, its cos I want to, not because of a stupid holiday.

dingit · 13/03/2015 20:30

Dh is getting a burger and the washing up Smile

noisytoys · 13/03/2015 20:37

Do we get a chicken and lickin' day?

expatinscotland · 13/03/2015 20:40

WTF?

noblegiraffe · 13/03/2015 20:41

That website is fucking grim. And why the fuck has breast cancer awareness been tagged on?

HandMini · 13/03/2015 20:47

Hideous. Man coughed up cash for a Valentine's Day present? Better present yourself in the kitchen, on your knees, naked, having cooked for him, and perform a sex act. Yeah, definitely, he deserves it. This totally represents a loving and respectful relationship.

DecaffTastesWeird · 13/03/2015 20:52

Amy, every day?! Shock

ClashCityRocker · 13/03/2015 20:53

Because nothing says love like obligation sex...

Tbf, I feel the same about Valentine's Day.

thehumanjam · 13/03/2015 20:53

Oh God is it really a year since all the brainless people were posting this on Facebook? Remind me not to check in to Facebook until after the weekend.

DecaffTastesWeird · 13/03/2015 20:56

Ugh the shocked face I just posted looks all wrong to me now...

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 13/03/2015 20:57

Oh lord, I cooked steak tonight and tomorrow's his birthday.... Shock

emwithme · 13/03/2015 20:58

Well we're having steak, because any excuse to have steak is a good excuse it was on offer and I like steak.

We are having pie too, because the crazy-backwards-date-writing Americans say it is pi day (3.14) and the Law says you have to have pie on pi day. Also, I like pie

durhamgirl · 13/03/2015 20:58

He'll be lucky if he gets a ham sarnie and a hand job ;)

SaucyJack · 13/03/2015 21:00

I'm veggie. He's circumcised. His luck'll be in on one count.

JaquelineHyde · 13/03/2015 21:00

I hate this, I actually find it quite offensive.

So glad I'm not married to an immature twat that finds this kind of stuff funny.

Shockers · 13/03/2015 21:01

I've just eaten a sizeable steak, so I'm not likely to need to nosh on anything else for the foreseeable Grin.

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