Who is going to treat their DP to steak and blowjob day. 14-03-15

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Dh just asked me, I said no fucking way. After all he did nothing for Valentine's Day.

Ainu to thing this is ridiculous.

It is a fact that most shops do offers on steak this weekend !

I can't see all the advertising in Asda though !

A whole aisle of steaks and " happy BJ and steak " signs above !!

Tomorrow is 3/14/15, the only time Pi day will ever be 3.1415. You have to have pie!

He's circumcised. His luck'll be in on one count.

Ok, I don't think I get this at all. Explain, please.

BJs are overrated. Steak isn't.

'So glad I'm not married to an immature twat that finds this kind of stuff funny.'

Same here.

Do we get a chicken and lickin' day?

I'm looking forward to M&S catching on to the date.

Not just a steak and Bj ...

ugh

I want steak Why is steak a "man" thing? I don't want chocolate or chicken or a bunch of flowers I'll take a juicy steak too please.

Cunnilingus is always nice too.

Sorry chicken and lickin was good I just got on a bit of a rant because why is STEAK a MAN FOOD it's ridiculous.

*Chicken and licken' day"

I could definitely get on board with that. I like steak and blow jobs very much, so it looks as if it's Mr Punt's lucky day tmrw. Love him to bits, quite happy to take any reasonable opportunity to show that.

There's something about putting steak and blow job in the same sentence that really turns me [vom face]

Well, we're veggie so definitely no steak. Could treat him to a quorn one I guess .

well if dh wants to cook me a steak and perform oral sex upon my person tomorrow then I won't object

I've heard rumblings of this for the past couple of years. It's just.. well.. nasty really isn't it?

It means I find doing one thing preferable to cooking a steak Steff13.

What a depressing idea. Women get flowers and chocolates on Valentine's Day and so should 'repay' her partner? It implies that women don't really like certain sex acts but should do it anyway as a fair trade. Ugh.

But Valentine's day isn't "for women". Huh? Confused now.

'So glad I'm not married to an immature twat that finds this kind of stuff funny.'

I actually said this to a friend's husband last year, when he wouldn't stop going on about it I don't want that kind of insight into anyone's relationship, thanks very much.

My partner and I went out the day before Valentine's day to our favourite restaurant. We split the bill. I'm carrying his baby. I'm not sure what I'm meant to owe him, exactly.

I get DH something on Valentine's day that's quite normal surely?

Agree as well that the concept of "having to buy some flowers" isn't in the same league as "having to perform a sex act", really, is it

I guess it depends on if you consider sex acts to be a transaction

Nope its pizza with chicken wings tomorrow. I dont perform to order either.

I wish I hadn't thought about it, it's really grim isn't it.

So it's a bunch of blokes saying, because there is a day on which people can express romantic feelings towards other people, you have to give me a blow job.

It doesn't even make sense

And WHY is STEAK "for MEN"??? Don't know why that enrages me so much but clearly it does

We are so having pie tomorrow - everyone loves pie!

Hairy pie?

Id have had pie but dh made pie for dinner.