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Who is going to treat their DP to steak and blowjob day. 14-03-15

79 replies

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 13/03/2015 19:59

Dh just asked me, I said no fucking way. After all he did nothing for Valentine's Day.

Ainu to thing this is ridiculous.

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DecaffTastesWeird · 13/03/2015 21:30

Really want pie now

AnyFucker · 13/03/2015 21:30

Indian or Chinese takeaway tomorrow

as per

and I might give my H a blow job if I'm in the mood. If I'm not, I won't

SurlyCue · 13/03/2015 21:32

I cant cook steak, certainly not the way boyfriend does, i wonder if i could convince him its bacon and BJ day. Grin The bacon being for me. Tbh we are pretty new to each other and if i was seeing him he'd probably be getting a BJ anyway. But i'm not seeing him. So he can have steak on his own if he likes.

ihatelego · 13/03/2015 21:33

ugh.. no thanks was hoping this "day" was going to disappear into eternity..

m0therofdragons · 13/03/2015 21:34

Do women not give their dh's blow jobs? Isn't it just part of intimacy in a loving relationship or am I odd?

Chippednailvarnish · 13/03/2015 21:35

Charity donations?

Steaks are awesome. BJs are incredible. Breast cancer sucks major balls. We felt March 14th was chance to tackle all three

Classy website Hmm

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 13/03/2015 21:37

I can't cook steak for DH, he likes it well done and I refuse to cook a well done prime cut of meat.

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PilchardPrincess · 13/03/2015 21:39

Think you're missing the point somewhat motherofdragons!

PilchardPrincess · 13/03/2015 21:40

Urgh well done steak. Bloody for me too please OP!

SanityClause · 13/03/2015 21:44

Pie and Hairy Pie Day!

What's not to like?

Sallystyle · 13/03/2015 21:46

Since when can't circed men have blow jobs? Hmm

PrincessPilolevuofTONGA · 13/03/2015 21:47

Poor DH must have not got the memo. We've just had steak and no one would eat steak two days running :(

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 13/03/2015 21:48

Pilchards I hate it when I go out for a meal and order a manly bloody ribeye steak and the server automatically assumes it's for DH.

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flightywoman · 13/03/2015 21:48

Husband is vegetarian and doesn't like blow-jobs - I've tried, he just isn't interested in them. So probably the most pointless made-up celebration for him!

backdatednamechange · 13/03/2015 21:49

I have 6 ulcers in my mouth. I could neither eat a steak nor administer a blowjob.

Soup and bonjela day maybe

PilchardPrincess · 13/03/2015 21:49

I would eat steak two days running happily!

Sallystyle · 13/03/2015 21:50

Oh hang on.. I read that wrong still don't understand what it means

I love giving oral sex more than receiving. He won't be getting one tomorrow though just because it is blow job day. He might get steak if he orders one from the restaurant.

RandomNPC · 13/03/2015 21:50

He'll have to wait for Cauliflower Grill and Finger Up Arse day instead.

PilchardPrincess · 13/03/2015 21:50

The word "administer" kind of takes the shine off the whole idea as well TBH Grin

AnyFucker · 13/03/2015 21:51

....actually, I think I feel a coldsore coming on

LikeABadSethRogenMovie · 13/03/2015 21:51

Sadly (for DH) he's away with work for 2 weeks and doesn't get home until Sunday. Oh well....

PrincessPilolevuofTONGA · 13/03/2015 21:58

I would too pilchardprincess but one has to think of one's bowel

CointreauVersial · 13/03/2015 21:59

I'd have a job. He's several hundred miles away this weekend.

PlummyBrummy · 13/03/2015 22:03

Really hate this stupid 'celebration'. I posted last year on FB that I hoped the women having to participate 'accidentally' mistook the steak and the willy...

MistressDeeCee · 14/03/2015 01:15

I don't believe men generally tend to ask for this in a serious fashion. & yeah both this year & last year Ive seen it mentioned on FB but its never ever men speaking about it, its women..almost like they really want it to be known as at "thing", so they can moan about men. Boring.

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