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Ti defriend my friend fir putting the jam on last?

140 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 10/03/2015 14:11

Fuxache.

Butter then jam them cream.

Vary at you PERIL.

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PennyChews1 · 10/03/2015 15:25

Marg, dream topping and strawberry sauce might be nice Hmm Grin

IneedAdinosaurNickname · 10/03/2015 15:30

I do cream and them jam.
Ds1 does jam and then cream (and then my grandad who lives in Cornwall but isn't from cornwall tuts and sighs at him)

Mum and I made mini scones once and did a combination of jam 1st/cream 1st.
cream 1st was easier to make and tasted better.

Mmm. I fancy scones now

PrimalLass · 10/03/2015 15:30

Jam first. So it soaks in and makes the scone jammy.

Macsmurray · 10/03/2015 15:32

Cream thenjam every time, I'm Somerset so my opinion probably counts for nothing.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans · 10/03/2015 15:32

Chaos is right.

Macsmurray · 10/03/2015 15:33

As for butter?! That's just weird.

iklboo · 10/03/2015 15:34

Philly cheese & jam is nice, but on crackers rather than scones (which rhymes with tone) :-P

MrsGSR · 10/03/2015 15:34

How do toy spread cream on top of jam? doesn't it just slide off?

MrsGSR · 10/03/2015 15:34

*you

iklboo · 10/03/2015 15:35

Donut, bacon & maple syrup - New Jersey cream tea Grin

Macsmurray · 10/03/2015 15:37

Yes ikiboo. And sweet waffles with bacon and maple syrup. Yum!

HubertCumberdale · 10/03/2015 15:37

Cream first, without a doubt.
Would you normally put the dairy on last? Ham then butter? MADNESS!

Titsalinabumsquash · 10/03/2015 15:47

Who the dickens are these people using whipped cream for a cream tea?! Shock

Clotted cream, always! I give no tiny rats asses about when you chose to stick your jam and I like butter with everything so I'll load it in if its there Grin

And this dear reader, is how I got my fine physique! Wink

ShatnersBassoon · 10/03/2015 15:54

John Lewis put whipped cream in their pre-assembled cream scones. Fair spoilt my afternoon when I fell for their trick. The fact it was free was little comfort Sad

Pastamancer · 10/03/2015 15:56

You dollop cream on top of the jam, you don't spread it.

Stillheffalumpish · 10/03/2015 15:59

Dollop cream on top of jam, as cream is infinitely more important. Though my mother does it the other way, as to her, cream is a butter substitute...
Never ever ever any butter (unless a cheese scone, or you are having it with marmite).

And NEVER EVER EVER any sugar in the scone.

and it rhymes with gone

PlantCurtain · 10/03/2015 16:00

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sighsloudly · 10/03/2015 16:03

i vote chaos!! butter jam and clotted cream no substitutes and no mentions of arteries either!

HubertCumberdale · 10/03/2015 16:05

You have to create a sort of bowl/ crevice with your cream that you can put the jam in. Otherwise you risk dribbly jam.

Nevercallmehun · 10/03/2015 16:14

I'll have butter if it's there, spread the jam and dollop the cream, magic!

iklboo · 10/03/2015 16:16

Duvet of cream, splodge of jam.

DarkBlueEyes · 10/03/2015 16:17

Butter? WTAF? Butter is just over whipped cream so you're double dipping there.... Confused

I is foreign. Therefore I expect my opinion doesn't count, but as a relative newcomer to these shores, clotted cream is something I personally can't get enough of. Therefore IMHO the correct approach is the one which allows maximum clotted cream. This means a good spread of jam, then as much clotted cream as is physically possible to pile up in a pyramid.

If you put the cream on first then you can't get as much on which would be a total travesty.

iklboo · 10/03/2015 16:17

Cornish pasties ARE the best though.

namechangeafternamechange · 10/03/2015 16:22

I'm a Devonian living in Cornwall but I would die by the sword to say Cream then Jam. Jesus, would you make a jam sandwich by putting the butter on top of the jam? No, thought not Grin

namechangeafternamechange · 10/03/2015 16:23

Oh and I agree........a pasty just isn't a pasty if it isn't from Cornwall split loyalty