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AIBU?

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I can literally have sex with any guy I want.

139 replies

ConeyIslandPeach · 08/03/2015 13:39

Aibu to think no woman should ever say that regardless of who they are?

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GlitzAndGigglesx · 08/03/2015 14:30

This is her

I can literally have sex with any guy I want.
JoanHicksonMIfive · 08/03/2015 14:30

My boons are droopy and I have a fat arse, noting unique there.

specialsubject · 08/03/2015 14:31

she's probably right in the circles in which she moves. If she associates with men who also want a brain and a personality, she may get a surprise.

let her go ahead, doesn't bother me.

JoanHicksonMIfive · 08/03/2015 14:31

Autocorrect fail.

Boobs, nothing GrinBlush

GlitzAndGigglesx · 08/03/2015 14:32

Oops Coney already posted

ARoomWithoutAView · 08/03/2015 14:33

It is only a figure of speech.
But yes the term literally is used out of context most of the time.

NeedABumChange · 08/03/2015 14:35

She's ugly and overweight and there is a man sat next to me who said he'd definitely refuse her and every other woman as he is a raging homosexual

That is not confidence, that is a huge massive ego and a lack of real life awareness. No one could have sex with Everyman, not even every straight man as people are attracted to such different things. And few people have such speciality tastes to be attracted to her with her ridiculous constant attention seeking.

limitedperiodonly · 08/03/2015 14:36

That's a very nice necklace.

Chippednailvarnish · 08/03/2015 14:38

I'd like to see her try with Graham Norton

Poor Graham Grin

GingerLDN · 08/03/2015 14:40

She is a mess. She makes my skin crawl actually. That's probably due to her over inflated ego.

ConeyIslandPeach · 08/03/2015 14:41

Oh I don't think she's overweight. Like I said, very unique figure.

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OttiliaVonBCup · 08/03/2015 14:42

Blimey, same blonde hair dye as Kim K.

I'd be worried if I were Kim.

OttiliaVonBCup · 08/03/2015 14:42

Interesting choices of clothing.

NeedABumChange · 08/03/2015 14:42

Tbf she has been blonde a lot longer than kim.

OttiliaVonBCup · 08/03/2015 14:43

That's why i'm getting worried for Kim.

Now that's a sentence I never though I'd type.

NeedABumChange · 08/03/2015 14:43

And I guess if you removed all the filler and implants then she might not be overweight.

SpinDoctorOfAethelred · 08/03/2015 14:49

Isn't she just the hourglass we're all 'supposed' to be? Wide hips, slim waist, large breasts?

WhereDoAllTheCalculatorsGo · 08/03/2015 14:50

Someone upthread said she was 'Mr West's ex' and I thought that meant Fred West.
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PilchardPrincess · 08/03/2015 14:50

This thread is a bit, um, point and jeer isn't it?

I don't know who she is.
So she said something in an interview that was not meant to be taken literally.
What's the point of the thread?

I mean, if you said to her, oh so you mean you could pull famous gay man or famous faithfully married man or I dunno The Pope, I doubt she'd say yes absolutely could have em.

She obviously meant, if I fancy a bloke I can generally have em.

Which let's be fair if you're an attractive confident young / youngish woman is often true.

So, nothing to see here really, IMO.

GlitzAndGigglesx · 08/03/2015 14:51

Her figure is hardly unique compared to the women in her industry

rebelfor · 08/03/2015 14:51

I don't think she looks overweight, but her unique shape is down to surgery, arse and boobs.

My friend was convinced she could have any man she wanted, and claimed she could 'turn a gay man straight'. She's grown up now though.

twirlypoo · 08/03/2015 14:52

I've just had to google her - is it wrong I want to stroke her head? I'm not a man so I don't want to shag her, but the head rubbing is somewhat attractive to me. Maybe that's how she draws them in?

TheRealAmandaClarke · 08/03/2015 14:56

Surely it was a figure of speech.

JoanHicksonMIfive · 08/03/2015 14:56

Confused Fred West has been dead about twenty years.

ConeyIslandPeach · 08/03/2015 14:56

but her unique shape is down to surgery, arse and boobs.

How do you 100% know that she's had surgery?

What's the point of the thread?

Why do people ask this pointless question? It's a FORUM people DISCUSS things. The point of any thread is discussion.

If there is nothing to see then yeah move along.

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