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To think my next door neighbour's imitation is not flattering but sinister?

102 replies

BorisBrushe · 08/03/2015 09:41

I have nc for obvious reasons cue chicken noises

A brief bit if background(I'll try). We had next door neighbours move in about two years ago. They were very different to our previous neighbours who were eldery and very quiet. Having been burnt before by previous neighbours who took advantage when I got friendly and close to them- dropping their kids off regularly when I said I was busy etc, borrowing stuff and not returning it- I have ever since remained civil and friendly with neighbours but kept it at that.

The mum was very chatty, it was a wreck of a house that they were remodeling and she’d tell me snippets whilst we got kids into our houses from school etc- She kept asking me for my opinion and questions like where I’d gotten my curtains from, and wallpaper in the bedroom she could see when it was night time and she had driven past etc.

A few weeks later I found out we had a mutual friend who was at my house for dinner and she had mentioned that my NDN was dying for an invite to my house, she wanted to see what we had done etc, which I found weird, I guess because I don’t want someone I live next door to me making like tricky like before-

Anyway, I started to get pissed off a few months ago when they had something done to the exterior of our house which is identical to ours, in fact she made a point of telling me hers cost a fortune and were custom made- then our mutual friend said NDN had seen a photo of children at a party at my house on social media (uploaded by my friend) and my NDN had mentioned liking some interior features of our home- NDN has done the exact same things to her lounge which are VERY unusual and very home made (out of necessity, we don’t have much spare cash so I make –bodge—most things- and I started to feel a bit uncomfortable -if I am honest, I shook it off and just told myself it didn’t matter until yesterday. She has bought a replica of my brand new car. I’ve never had a new car and it took me ages to choose it and get excited about owning something from new (took 7 years to save for it) NDN even has the same model and identical colour- everything- the same.

I KNOW this is going to seem like petty first world problems but having brushed so much off, thinking about it yesterday and going over stuff that’s happened over the last year she has, got her hair cut like mine, wears almost identical coats/scarfs- had her DS’s hair cut like mine/dressed like mine, bought a dog similar to ours and called it a name with one letter out- think Kookie/Kiki. It’s so weird and creepy and right here and constant reminder. I’m a grown woman- if it were anyone else I’d tell them to be flattered but I am feeling suffocated.

Can anyone kick my arse? DH thinks I shoud get a Mohawk and get the car covered in leopardskin vinyl and I have to say I am tempted.

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BorisBrushe · 08/03/2015 15:44

Longhardstare, I'm not the posh neighbour if anything she is. We're the Wayne & Waynetta

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iLoveMushrooms · 08/03/2015 16:34

lol this is exactly why when i move im not talking to any neighbours you dont get these types of issues when you keep yourself to yourself

BorisBrushe · 08/03/2015 16:40

Mushrooms I thought I had kept myself to myself. Oh well.
Anyone who says hi to me on the street will get a stern "fuck off!"

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taxi4ballet · 08/03/2015 16:45

How about casually mentioning to her that you hope they're not too disturbed by the sound of your new grand piano, and it will all go quiet for a few weeks in November anyway, as you are taking that lovely three-week cruise round the Caribbean/safari in Botswana/wedding in Las Vegas/snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef holiday.

You are so lucky that you can afford it now you're earning so much rental income from your cottage in the Lake District/villa in Marbella/static caravan in Bournemouth that you bought with the winnings from the racehorse you inherited.

And see how long it takes for her to have a grand piano delivered/book a holiday/ buy a holiday home...

Oh, and you never realised how much your water rates would go up by now you have a water bed.

CatsBollocks · 08/03/2015 17:05

We've got a neighbour who copies most of what we do. I had highlights put in my hair so went from brown to blonde, 2 weeks later she had the exact same cut and colour. We redecorated and I changed the blinds and curtains to cream, she changed hers. We went to Florida last year, they're going this year and she's now talking about going to Bali next year (where we're going this year). The list is endless tbh. She did the car thing but unfortunately for her didn't know at the time I change my car every 6 months. She's also in for a shock in the next 2 months as we're building an extension as well. I just laugh about it now.

jasper · 08/03/2015 17:08

boris you are probably right the first time !

specialsubject · 08/03/2015 17:18

not sure why this would worry you. Sheep are harmless.

love the chicken noises though!

DustyBedhead · 08/03/2015 17:19

You need to let her think you've installed a sex swing in your bedroom with pics on facebook and I'd be hanging latex outfits/underwear on the washing line hell I'd be tempted to plant dildos in the garden too.

NaiceVillageOfTheDammed · 08/03/2015 17:33

Order high end catalogues (swimming pools/home offices/posh sheds/über glass conservatories ((Apropos?)) Bang and Olson/underfloor heating etc...), have your name on front but with their door number.

Sit back and enjoy.

BorisBrushe · 09/03/2015 14:53

Done!

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notnaice · 09/03/2015 17:02

What's done?

NotALondoner · 09/03/2015 17:04

Indeed, what's done?!

MajesticWhine · 09/03/2015 17:05

Oo, what's done? Is it the sex swing or perhaps the jelly baby wreath?

BorisBrushe · 09/03/2015 17:11

Not jelly wreath. Nasty wind chime dream catcher and placcy gnome. Nobody's falling for that. If she copies I will eat my dogs lead.

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notnaice · 09/03/2015 17:17

I feel a dogs lead will be on the menu for tea, before the week is out. Where exactly did you place such tasteful garden additions? and what about everybody else judging your great taste?

DustyBedhead · 09/03/2015 17:26

Yum yum leather for you Boris! I hope Mr gnome has his own rasta hat?

OneWaySystemBlues · 09/03/2015 19:11

Get some of these and put them in your front garden/in front of your house and see if she copies.

quietbatperson · 09/03/2015 20:45

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temperamentalamongcorvids · 10/03/2015 07:21

I'm really looking forward to the update!

21pc · 28/04/2015 19:32

Is there any update, did she copy them?!

winewolfhowls · 28/04/2015 19:53

Me too come back op!

QueenInTheNorth · 28/04/2015 20:14

I need to know!

JustHavinABreak · 28/04/2015 22:38

I remember this one! Pleeeeeeeeeeeze come back OP ??

BathshebaDarkstone · 29/04/2015 04:35

Oh these are so creepy. I've no idea how you stop it though. Confused

lunalelle · 29/04/2015 05:22

'Placcy gnome' :D

I did have a neighbour next door who did this, though, many years ago. It was like walking into my own house and was quite scary and weird.

Other things happened later which led to me discovering that she had major attention seeking MH issues, so maybe it was that...

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