To wonder which of you are working for MI5?

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m.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31753961

Who wants to be a spy then?

dougie rose only if you have a
He was good looking though in a Jack Davenport kind of way.
Hobbity spook far better mind.

I remember them putting an ad in the TES many years ago but as it was London-based and required discretion, as Duncan Banatyne would say : I'm out.
I do have a special set of skills though supply teacher
Great at eavesdropping
Dead drop gorgeous in my dreams see what I did there?
Can spell subterfuge
Merciless killer of wasps
Undergo daily torture let it go with one, ebf with the other
Any points of weakness are not going to work you've taken my kids, good luck with that

Notes on spying

1. Avoid deep fat fryers
2. That USB stick in the wall might be an art project instead
3. Just cut the blue wire, oh..
4. Don't trust the CIA, the Russians, elderly professors or foreign dudes.
5. Your colleagues need shaking when stirred, or have 'em up for harrassment

I had about 4 different interviews.
It cost me a bomb to get to london each time. Wasn't reimbursed food was crap.

I toyed with the idea of applying in uni when they first started advertising openly. I quite like (nay, am thrilled by) the idea of sifting through tons of data to find nuggets of gold and unexpected links. It's what I like doing best (sad but true) plus you'd be doing something (hopefully) worthwhile.

It being in London and the crap pay put me off, but if anyone's reading mumsnet in gchq and you fancy an expat sleeper operative in that well known trouble spot that is sweden, I'm open to a tap on the shoulder...

Hey hey skipton
Have you been watching Welcome to Sweden on amagon instant prime? I switched audio details to English and Sweden looked just beautiful.

Amazon. stupid.sausage.fingers