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to wonder why all the Boden models have their mouths open?

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Chippedanddented · 02/03/2015 13:02

Does it make them look "ditzy"?

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MrsTawdry · 02/03/2015 13:12

Perhaps they've all got sinus problems?

EponasWildDaughter · 02/03/2015 13:14

Perhaps they're shocked at the prices?

MrsTawdry · 02/03/2015 13:16

Mouth breathing paupers.

GraceFox · 02/03/2015 13:23

I find this irritating too.

specialsubject · 02/03/2015 13:36

in the hope that they might get fed?

LindyHemming · 02/03/2015 13:37

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Chippedanddented · 02/03/2015 13:38

PMSL @ mrstawdry! Grin

Why is it a sex thing? They all seem to be on tippy toes!

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AlleyCat11 · 02/03/2015 13:41

Is Boden not a terribly unsexy brand, though?

kewtogetin · 02/03/2015 13:52

Mouths open, eyes up to the sky, turned in toes and lip biting. All standard Boden poses.

Chippedanddented · 02/03/2015 13:56

Kewtogetin that's spot on.

Can anyone explain why it's so bloody irritating?

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Sausagerollers · 02/03/2015 14:24

It's just model-face; most models are stood about all day having to look enthused, happy and glamourous, which is actually pretty boring and after a while all of them resort to their stock poses.

For some it's "model-face" (different models have different versions) for others it's hand on hip, or legs crossed at the ankle, or chin down but looking up at the camera.

Once you recognise the models you'll start seeing them in other brochures pulling exactly the same pose/look; modelling is not the fabulous world it's made out to be!

Feminine · 02/03/2015 16:02

It is because they are meant to look they are saying something profound!

But irritating as it can be, they are asked to do it as it looks softer in print, than pursed lips.

ex-model

stinkingbishop · 02/03/2015 16:06

For insertion/removal of silver spoon?

LakeAmber · 02/03/2015 16:09

I think it's part of looking active and like you are having a great time in your "sassy" "hotchpotch" outfit. Sometimes it's laughing, or looking like they are mid-conversation or going "oooh!". I actually prefer all these to the revolting lip-biting, pigeon-toed pose which just makes me think they are trying to look like a 6-year-old and is just wrong in so many ways.

I wondered if it applies to the men too, it does though like the women they have a variety of faces. I personally wouldn't have gone with the first pic on

this page. The poor bloke looks like he has just realised he has sharted.

LakeAmber · 02/03/2015 16:12

oops here

Jasonandyawegunorts · 02/03/2015 16:13

I thought it was to make their faces look thinner.

LaurieFairyCake · 02/03/2015 16:15

It's so that middle aged and Middle class men can knock one out over them
when Agatha has switched the wifi off.

Tis porn for red corduroy wearing brigade.

LindyHemming · 02/03/2015 16:32

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MillyMollyMama · 02/03/2015 16:42

Look thinner? My God if they used models who were any thinner they would be total waifs! Boden models are getting younger and thinner. No real women at all. Just like Boden world I guess - pure escapism!

EatShitDerek · 02/03/2015 16:44

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Jasonandyawegunorts · 02/03/2015 16:45

It's horrible isn't it milly.

Datahub · 02/03/2015 16:46

lol at silver spoon

CheeseToastie123 · 02/03/2015 16:48

In a similar vein, if one model in particular is modelling a bra for Bravissimo that I like, I buy it elsewhere. She irritates the shit out of me. I realise that says a lot about me,none of it good, but gah! I can't wait for her to get saggy or flabby so they drop her.

ocelot41 · 02/03/2015 17:08

Because they are gasping at the sheer fabulousness of their lives?

sourdrawers · 02/03/2015 17:21

Scarlett Johansen style?

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