To not give a shit about how often you shower or about your mates wedding...

[usualsuspect333]

Or who uses your bog?

Just think of something original to be all AIBU about.

Forgot to say, wibu to laugh like fuck for days over this?. I don't care if I was, it was one of the funniest thing I've ever seen

ovary WTAF??!?!? that is hilarious!

Topped only by the time her husband passed out at a party and got cunt written on his forehead in fake tan

This was many years ago I hasten to add, I'm almost grown up now

Can I just add, in addition to not caring about your mate's wedding, I also don't entirely believe you either. I think you are exaggerating because, bizarrely, wedding threads get some MNers whipped up into a frenzy.

usual don't despair

Quality control has returned

I'm coming to the next party you go to ovary!

You don't like much do you usual?

I'm starting to feel this way more and more lately myself

What ones do you like?

I don't think there are many original AIBU because it's all related to everyday life so most are about that.

Although a couple have left me wondering: troll or really weird. Most have been troll though.

I don't care if some people are that others use pancake mix and don't cook from scratch.

I dont care if someone's kids can do more than others or that you left them alone to go to the shops for five minutes.

I don't care if you iron your clothes or not.

And I certainly don't give a fecking shit what anyone on FB had for dinner or that they went to the gym and their child did brilliantly at school. Fuck off!!

I've been here long enough to become really cynical - I assume nearly every thread is troll until I've read a bit further. Even then, I often wonder.

If you need soothing, come over here. Certainly not trollish at all:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2316023-Come-and-tell-me-the-most-boring-thing-that-has-happened-today?pg=1

I don't care how many, or how few presents your children are getting for Christmas. As long as you and your family have a nice time what does it matter?

The thread sneering at the Netmums was embarrassing. The apple and a piece of coal brigade falling over themselves to go over there, come back and bitch about the amount of 'plastic tat'. Get a hobby.

CuttedUpPear, I knew that your link would lead to that thread before I clicked it - quality indeed

I fear the end of world as we know it has arrived - looking at the weather outside my window . Bye, bye, it's been fun.

Or would that have been more suitable for the boring thread?

I really dislike it when the sparkly place gets dissed - horses for courses, not my cup of tea, but I'd imagine that MN is not everybody's either.
I really don't give a shit where anybody choses to post or which internet forum they prefer

I'm hiding in bed eating chocolate.

Really give no shits.

Otoh, I have picked up more than one shit today
I am a very conscientious stir-picker-upper

If one did give a shit, where would be the best place to send it?

Recorded Delivery or risk it being stolen in the post?

Are you asking for a friend Talc?

Fuck, forgot the bloody lighthearted, don't beat me up.