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Original poster

To not give a shit about how often you shower or about your mates wedding...

143 replies

usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 21:53

Or who uses your bog?

Just think of something original to be all AIBU about.

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Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:35

But everytime I've watched the telly today that FUCKING dress is on.

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ssd · 27/02/2015 22:35

theres fuck all on usual, unless you want to hear Beckham whining on Graeme Norton

PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:36

How much screen time do you get, usual?

Sparklingbrook · 27/02/2015 22:38

I am suffering from 'failure to care' this evening too usual.

Might start a thread asking how you deal with your ladygarden. I have always wondered what everyone did. Wink

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usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:39

I'm permanently attached to a screen, Pacific.

Kindle,laptop, phone. I'm a sad fucker with no life. I don't give a shit though.

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ssd · 27/02/2015 22:40

Grin sb

Sparklingbrook · 27/02/2015 22:40

Ugh David Beckham really is on Graham Norton.

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:41

You mean you don't wax it all off, Sparkling, in one of your 15 times a day showers?

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Salmotrutta · 27/02/2015 22:41

Frankly I'm discusted at your cavalier attitude OP.

I shower three times a day and I cook from scratch as well.

And my cats are super intelligent and they never shit in the neighbours garden. Not ever.

Salmotrutta · 27/02/2015 22:42

Oh, and I Free birthed my children.

So there.

Sparklingbrook · 27/02/2015 22:43

All off and buff with Mr Sheen and a duster usual. Just call me Sparklingfanjo.

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:44

why is DB not on yet, is he going to be brought in later, like the big prize?

dh says watch how many times he mentions his age.....

CaptainAnkles · 27/02/2015 22:44

I don't give a shit about jars of sauce, processed food or the faux self conscious horror at the idea of your DC eating McDonald's. It's just food. Don't eat any one thing constantly and you'll be fine.

Salmotrutta · 27/02/2015 22:44
Shock
BoredFatCat · 27/02/2015 22:44

ah that dress! who cares

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:45

It's so much more hygienic, SparklingFanjo, with a once over with a pledge wipe.

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Sparklingbrook · 27/02/2015 22:47

Maybe get Barry Scott round every couple of weeks too usual just to be super clean.

MumSnotBU · 27/02/2015 22:48

I don't give a shit if YABU

or not

I am also not offended, professionally or otherwise.

I do not ever rinse my mince either.

OneEyedWilly · 27/02/2015 22:49

WHY don't you care how often I shower?!? I care if the rest of you are skanky cows or not and am prepared to spend an entire evening telling you so!

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:50

is rinse your mince a euphemism?

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:51

BANG and the pubes are gone.

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MumSnotBU · 27/02/2015 22:51

Usual
GrinGrinGrin

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usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:52

I swear every time I watch Graham Norton, Will Smith is on.

Maybe I just watch the same one every week.

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SanityClause · 27/02/2015 22:53

That's a typo, I think, ssd. She meant to say minge.

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:54

thats ok then, rinsing mince sounds minging