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AIBU?

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Original poster

To not give a shit about how often you shower or about your mates wedding...

143 replies

usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 21:53

Or who uses your bog?

Just think of something original to be all AIBU about.

OP posts:
elQuintoConyo · 27/02/2015 22:11

But, do you have a toilet loo brush?

PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:13

But could all give a shit about table salt Grin

PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:13

we

molyholy · 27/02/2015 22:13

YABU and seeming you asked I shower once every 2 weeks, in the evening obvs as I don't want my bedsheets to smell. I am having a hen 'doo' that will cost all my acquaintences a gazillion ££££s and I dont give a shit. I am also getting married and making everyone bring their own booze. I hate cats. I was gutted re the gender of mychild who I drip feed fruit shoots and is home educatedGrinGrinGrin

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:14

I dont give a shit who your favourite mnetter is

go lick someones arse elsewhere you wanker

CaptainAnkles · 27/02/2015 22:17

I hate those favourite MNer threads. The equivalent of jumping up and down waving your arms and trying to get the popular kids to talk to you and invite you to sit on the back seat of the bus.

PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:18

Favorite MNer threads are boring too - they come along in monotonous regularity and never end well.

The least favourite bunfighty ones otoh…. Grin

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:18

yep all the shit, oh fuck off and get a life

PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:19
ssd · 27/02/2015 22:22
Grin

at last I've made it on MN

now if someone waves to me I'll die happy

LaLaLaaaa · 27/02/2015 22:25

My dinosaur doesn't give a shit if you don't think he's real. Plus he just sat on you by accident so neither do you anymore.

MorrisZapp · 27/02/2015 22:25

OMG! Do you know what really annoys me? The words bubba and totes! And holibobs!

Actually love, I'm considerably more aerated by tedious threads about annoying words than I am by the words themselves. If your friends routinely say drinkipoos and hubster then guess what, you're the problem.

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:25

I don't give a toss if you leave your 16 year old home alone for 10 minutes.

OP posts:
molyholy · 27/02/2015 22:25

[Waves] ssd AND Flowers

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:26
Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:27

. < that's how much I care about 'could of'

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BOFster · 27/02/2015 22:28

On days when I'm finding the threads dull, I tend to go and do something else. I'm not convinced that starting whinging meta-threads improves the atmosphere.

ahbollocks · 27/02/2015 22:28

Ii dont give a shit about you thinking about doing a kind thing. You didnt do it! You dont get to bask in your metaphorical kindness.

Thats right, shots fired mumsnet

ssd · 27/02/2015 22:30

so I dont give a shit about the atmosphere here

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:31

I like whinging.

It soothes me.

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PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:32

Ah, BOF, but you assume that we have something else to do HmmShockGrin

PacificDogwood · 27/02/2015 22:33

It's not whinging - it's therapeutic moaning: you moan, then (crucially) you carry on.

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 27/02/2015 22:33

I could watch the telly I suppose.

OP posts:
GwenaelleLaGourmande · 27/02/2015 22:33

Yanbu.
But how often do you wash your towels? Or bath mat?

ChipDip · 27/02/2015 22:34

I don't give a shit about screentime