Oh you can't even begin to prepare yourself for this one ...
My friend is getting married next year. I was chatting to him about it recently as plans are starting to take shape. He told me that they are having two full ceremonies. One for family and work colleagues, and "a few select friends" and then a SECOND full ceremony ... Which he described, and I quote, as "a kinky wedding for all our liberal friends" which I'm apparently invited to!
