to hate it when people want to "kick ass" and not "kick arse"

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I mean, poor donkey.

Not the answer to your question but brilliant ??

Its got to be kick ass, kick arse makes me cringe. Its a half measure on a phrase that's meant to be edgy. Kick arse is too posh to be 'down with the kids'. Not that I have the right constitution to use either