Used to love having a dance - used to go to the Tower Ballroom, Barbarellas etc.
Now I'm much, much older I'd still like to go somewhere for a bop. Don't want to do ceroc or whatever, Just want to go to a disco, but not one with young lasses who look as though they need to put a cardi on before they catch their death.
AIBU to think there is nowhere for me to go?