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My give my DP this card tomorrow

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 14:21

I saw this card on etsy and had to have it!

I felt so clever and funny ordering it.

Now wondering if it may be a bad idea to give it to DP tomorrow??

My give my DP this card tomorrow
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Floggingmolly · 13/02/2015 16:40

I'll settle for you... Grin Romance is truly not dead.

MrsTedCrilly · 13/02/2015 16:41

Love it OP Grin Not infantile at all, wouldn't it be boring if we were all the same...

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 16:41

Or

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think of your dad
When I'm fucking you

Wink

I had a slight sexual misdemeanour a few years ago. So I wrote in my DPs valentines day card

Violets are blue
Roses are red
When we do anal
I shit the bed

Smile

And that's me totally outed if anyone who knows about it reads this thread...

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SasherinSuite · 13/02/2015 16:47

This is what I have put on dh's card. We don't usually do cards but this one was very apt.

My give my DP this card tomorrow
slithytove · 13/02/2015 16:47

Where is the love but want to murder card from please, it's brilliant

trufflesnout · 13/02/2015 16:48

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your dad makes me wet,
I wish he were you.

monkeyfacegrace · 13/02/2015 16:52

If I told you slithy I'd have to kill you.

off a Facebook selling page which makes it even worse

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 16:54

sasher that's absolutely brilliant!

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slithytove · 13/02/2015 16:55

Not at all monkey ive just been trawling etsy for cards
Might make one this year

Number3cometome · 13/02/2015 16:59

Hahaha!! Love it!

OH is definately hotter though Grin

captainfarrell · 13/02/2015 17:21

Horrible. Not romantic or sexy. Do you want your DH having an image of his mum doing that??

monkeyfacegrace · 13/02/2015 17:23

I genuinally don't understand the issue with knowing your parents have a sex life?

Surely they are human too? Confused

My mum and dad are at it like rabbits and I couldn't give a shit. I think it's funny.

captainfarrell · 13/02/2015 17:29

It's not that, it's just not going to make him feel sexy is it?

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 17:38

captain I don't wanna make him feel sexy! I'm heavily pregnant. Currently resemble Chewbacca. Have thrush.

You get the picture.... Wink

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captainfarrell · 13/02/2015 17:40

hahahhaha fair enough.

ghostyslovesheep · 13/02/2015 17:55

I like these ones www.scope.org.uk/Cards I think the parking one is very MN Grin

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 17:57

Ghost if my DP saw the first one he def would have got me that!

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MojaveWanderer123 · 13/02/2015 18:11

Er yeah I'm sure an image of his mum & dad getting down & dirty is just what your husband wants for Valentine's Day. Winner.

Reekypear · 13/02/2015 18:16

The point is it's not him, he is a combination of an egg and a sperm.

Point is his mother could have chosen to terminate him either, would u send a card with that on it.

Try again.

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 18:18

I could do Reeky.

'Im so glad your mum didn't abort you

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Reekypear · 13/02/2015 18:21

I did not mean to sound snarky.

TheCunnyFunt · 13/02/2015 18:28

I think it's brilliant :o

maras2 · 13/02/2015 18:30

Are you 15 ? If not it's the most daft thing I've ever seen.

SneakretSanta · 13/02/2015 18:41

I wish I'd found this card, mostly because the last (only) time DP has got drunk since DS was born he was getting a bit over-emotional, suddenly had this very thought and ended up sobbing at the idea I might have accidentally swallowed DS had timings been different. Hmm

I may have taken the piss fairly regularly since, but am hugely grateful for this thread as it's not something I would tell anyone in real life!

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Letmeeatcakecakecake · 13/02/2015 19:15

Haha sneak! We've been using my pregnancy as an opportunity to teach DS (5) about babies (he will be present at the birth so will realise where they come out then and then we will explain how they get in) and he's been watching those YouTube videos showing the sperms journey to the egg. He's FURIOUS that only 1 can win the race and that not all of them can, and why can't all the 'seeds' be made into babies. It's not fair ect!

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