My give my DP this card tomorrow

[Letmeeatcakecakecake]

I saw this card on etsy and had to have it!

I felt so clever and funny ordering it.

Now wondering if it may be a bad idea to give it to DP tomorrow??

Number3 it makes for a much easier relaxed relationship when you can be stupid together

It could be worse! I could replace the 'your mum' with 'I' and give it to my son for his birthday!

Floggingmolly Course you would

I suspect there are a few on here who are even cringing at the though of a blow job

I can almost hear the subtle tones of 'We don't do things like that in my house!!'

behind I asked opinions of the card, not your opinion on my character and what I think I am. I found your response to be belittling towards me, so I sent back a snarky response and my auto correct decided that pearly is the priority word over pearls!

I think it's gross DH, on the other hand, would find it hilarious.

Err my blowjob statistics are none of your bees Number, and nor do they have any impact on my sense of humour. No, like others, I don't much like the card, but nor do I care if you do. Don't get defensive about your own infantilism, now.

Why is it infantile?

Would you expect an infant to know what it means then?

It's childish to laugh at an adult joke? Interesting!

err my blowjob statistics are none of your bees Number

I didn't ask for an explanation of your statistics thanks!!

I didn't ask for an explanation of your statistics thanks!!

I was referring to this:

I suspect there are a few on here who are even cringing at the though of a blow job

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infantile? Would you expect an infant to know what it means then?

Infantile meaning "childish" or "puerile", not as in "suitable for an infant".

I'd be quite interested in the stats if you have them to hand.

I suspect there are a few on here who are even cringing at the though of a blow job

Again, I repeat, I wasn't asking for your statistics Snout!

I've got enough of my own at home thanks

Nancy66 I wish there was a crying laughing face!

*infantile? Would you expect an infant to know what it means then?

Infantile meaning "childish" or "puerile", not as in "suitable for an infant".*

Apologies Snout, I will spend more time with my head in the dictionary, and less time with it in between OH's legs

Maybe I could get on board if it said "I'm glad your mum didn't swallow the sperm containing the 23 chromosomes from your dad that constitute half of your genetic make-up". Somet snappy like that

Well, I think it's fecking hilarious and am just sorry I didn't spot that hallmark moment in my local card shop!
Mine(already written so can't post a pic) says-Facebook stylee- 'I LIKE YOU' and inside says 'LETS POKE!'

Apologies Snout, I will spend more time with my head in the dictionary, and less time with it in between OH's legs

Very considerate, thank you

I'm crying laughing at my school desk here!

dido I'm nearing the end of a very complicated, very painful, high risk pregnancy. I want to kill anything in my path right now

Roses are red
violets are blue
if your mum gave more head I wouldn't have you

Oh stop, clearly I am 14 because I cannot stop laughing!

Awful, sorry!

Oh god I'm cracking up!

Violets are blue
Roses are red
You wouldn't be here
If your mum gave more head

heartisaspade

Yeah I really wouldn't think that deeply in to it!

But my FIL is pretty hot come to think of it

I think it's funny but then every year I get a VD card from my gay male best friend which we both pretend is from an anonymous admirer.

This years says 'Happy Valentines Sugar Tits' which made me laugh though not as much as last year's 'Valentine you make me wetter than an otters pocket'.

Makes no sense at all from a gay man to a straight female but cracked me up and I displayed it proudly for weeks!.