Each morning I have a quick shower (preferably without getting face wet!), apply de-puffing eye serum if looking particularly ropey, pluck any stray eyebrow hairs, apply makeup: primer, under eye concealer, mineral foundation, brow pencil, mascara, blush and sometimes eyeliner.
In the evenings I body brush, have another shower or bath, wash and blow-dry/straighten hair (every other day, or every third day if it's not looking too terrible), apply eye cream and moisturise my face.
I file my nails every couple of days, epilate (legs, arms, underarms, bikini line) twice a week, use blackhead/pore treatment on my nose once or twice a week, deep condition my hair once a week and do some sort of foot scrub most weekends.
Oh, and I dye my hair with a cheap box of Nice 'n' Easy once a month 
I'm single at the moment, and don't have children, so I probably have more time than most to pamper myself :)