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First spontaneous sex in months

102 replies

GoodAndBad · 04/02/2015 23:55

DH and I just had our first proper spontaneous sex in months, downstairs (open plan living area) clothes strewn across the floor etc. Anyway it ends in him coming over me (sorry for TMI). I go to downstairs bathroom to clean up. I come out no more than 2 mins later. AIBU to think it ruined the moment that he was loading the dishwasher? Literally took 2 minutes!!

OP posts:
ghostinthecanvas · 05/02/2015 10:53

Well GoodandBad you made me laugh and I am surprised no one has called stealth boast yet!
You had post coital hugs, you went to wash, he dressed and filled the dishwasher. No probs there!

JohnFarleysRuskin · 05/02/2015 11:09

Boast? About a load of jizzom everywhere? Crikey.

Johnny5IsAlive · 05/02/2015 11:56

I wonder if tinks deliberately mis interpreted the thread. He didn't come within minutes - he started loading the dw within minutes.
The OP was bemoaning the speediness of him cracking on with the housework, not the quality of his performance
But I suspect you know that really

AvonCallingBarksdale · 05/02/2015 12:08

he started loading the dw within minutes

Grin DW - dear wife or DW - dishwasher. That's tickled me!!
OP, most amusing. Tinks, just Confused

JohnFarleysRuskin · 05/02/2015 12:08

he started loading the dw within minutes.

I think that might be the issue ;)

EvanPetersSmile · 05/02/2015 12:16

Ah at last, we have somebody to fill the grumpy-arse shoes of.the much.missed not really scottishmummy--

DidoTheDodo · 05/02/2015 12:22

I'm especially delighted that the OP has a downstairs bathroom. Handy. Confused

MimsyBorogroves · 05/02/2015 12:35

At least he was dressed and not dripping over the (already dirty) spoons.

Would put those "aibu to put the cat bowls in the dishwasher" threads into perspective.

Tinks42 · 06/02/2015 19:09

you lot trying to say I dont have a sense of humour by any chance, actually you're right, I do wish I had a dishwasher (who was 6ft 5 and ripped)
Grin

AnyFucker · 06/02/2015 19:18

Tinks might have had a SOH failure last night but you guys saying "she just needs a good shagging" ....you do realise that is particularly offensive in a woman-hating kinda way, don't you ?

That calibre of comment reminds me of particularly neanderthal men with a side dish of misogyny. Shame on you.

Moniker1 · 06/02/2015 19:24

I thought that that was normal in men, not loading the dishwasher but rolling over and going to sleep / or some other non-romantic behavior, whilst women are waiting for loving touch or sexy comment.

Tinks42 · 06/02/2015 19:26

Thanks AF.

LuluJakey1 · 06/02/2015 19:34

We don't have a downstairs bathroom, although we do have room for one and have been thinking about it. I don't think I could stand the mess and disruption and we have a nervous cat who definitely would hate the noise and builders. This post is making me reconsider.

Henbur1702 · 06/02/2015 19:51

I'd say you both went off to do practical stuff, you to clean up ...erm .... you and him to clean up the kitchen! If you had been having a romantic moment eg a post coital cuddle then he would have been very out of order leaping up to sort the pots, but given you had already signalled the moment had passed by cleaning yourself up I think you can forgive him!

Tinks42 · 06/02/2015 20:02

Look OP....

My sense of humour lobe is still fully functioning.

Never once did you say that "you" actually got one iota of satisfaction out of it.

This said to me..

He wanted to sort of shag you after months.
He came all over you.
He loaded the dishwasher after.

Fucking hilarious.

Bodicea · 06/02/2015 20:06

Men are normally a bit fired up after sex. They like to do stuff!

AnyFucker · 06/02/2015 20:07

it sounded a bit grim to me too, but OP seemed to think it was worth a laugh

it's her life, but if you put it on here don't be surprised if people say "what the fuuuuuck?"

LuluJakey1 · 06/02/2015 20:11

We could either have a downstairs bathroom built under the stairs which is already a good sized bricked space as it backs onto the garage and was a coal store in the past, or in the cloakroom which is big enough for a loo and handbasin only but I like having a cloakroom.

Decisions, decisions.

AnyFucker · 06/02/2015 20:12

Grin @ Lulu deliberating the house renovation on the back of this thread

I think all house renovation decisions should be based on the proximity of a bathroom to wash spunk of one's person

AnyFucker · 06/02/2015 20:12

*off

LividofLondinium · 06/02/2015 20:39

Weird but funny GoodAndBad Grin

heartisaspade · 06/02/2015 22:26

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DodgedAnAsbo · 07/02/2015 00:09

No man owns me*
No man spontaneously bonks me*
No man jizzes on me**

I am woman hear me roar

*except between 01:00 and 23:00 mon - sun.
** conditions apply

flowerpowerspiceknicks · 07/02/2015 00:27

Jeez give the women a break! People seem to post on here about anything so why shouldn't she! I'm new to mumsnet and thought it was about absolutely anything so when I seen the critism and quite frankly nastiness by some folk I wondered why I bothered signing up Confused
Op I rekon your hubby thought he was being helpful seeing you go 'clean up'..he thought he would too ha! Men's brains soon switch off from 'sexy' once they,ve come...well known fact Shock

flowerpowerspiceknicks · 07/02/2015 01:17

Oh and i can't wait to hear how the morning convo goes?!!! Ha..'did ya enjoy cleaning after streaming' blush]
Hope you return Op and let us know how it all goesSmile