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First spontaneous sex in months

102 replies

GoodAndBad · 04/02/2015 23:55

DH and I just had our first proper spontaneous sex in months, downstairs (open plan living area) clothes strewn across the floor etc. Anyway it ends in him coming over me (sorry for TMI). I go to downstairs bathroom to clean up. I come out no more than 2 mins later. AIBU to think it ruined the moment that he was loading the dishwasher? Literally took 2 minutes!!

OP posts:
FreudiansSlipper · 05/02/2015 01:00
Grin

carry on makes the thread even more amusing

WrappedInABlankie · 05/02/2015 01:00

Jesus tinks Confusedmaybe you needed the quickie Hmm

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 01:01

seems the poster has gone to bed. therefore your amusement must come to an end also.

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 01:02

as long as i was the one having the orgasm bring it on wrapped.

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 01:08

humorously, the op hasnt had a quicky for ages. she obviously instigated this quicky. he came all over her and then put the washing on.

(fucking rude)

ok then, all hail to that. I think hes great.

Mammanat222 · 05/02/2015 01:36

Blimey Tinks. Who rattled your cage?

The OP doesn't say the sex was crap / only lasted 2 minutes / she didn't orgasm / he spunked all over her without permission. You are making an awful lot of summations and as someone said upthread you seem incredibly over invested in this thread.

Maybe the OP should have caveated the thread title with light hearted to appease you Tinks.

partypigeon · 05/02/2015 01:56

I thought it was funny OP. Tinks you sound proper bonkers.

KarmaViolet · 05/02/2015 07:41

Don't be mean to Tinks, she's spent all night unable to sleep, pacing the floor with gnashing of teeth and sporadically muttering "… came all over her … and… posted on Mumsnet. " The thought of day approaching, in which she has to share the internet with such a post, brings her almost to angry tears.

Poor Tinks.

BeeRayKay · 05/02/2015 07:47

I didn't see where she siad it had only lasted a few minutes, she didn't get any pleasure and didnt want him to finish on her?

ZanyMobster · 05/02/2015 07:53

Tinks42 seems to put a dampener on threads in general from what I've seen this week.

Not all posts have to be of any important, serious nature!

It is probably the sort of thing I would do, I don't relax well so always something to do Grin

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 05/02/2015 07:55

This would be my idea of heaven. Grin

nooyearnooname · 05/02/2015 08:02

I would be very impressed with my DP's domestic skills if this were me. The moment (as it was) would already be over for me, particularly if I'd already hotfooted it to the bathroom myself to clean up!

JollyFrog · 05/02/2015 08:05

I think Tinks needs a good seeing to. Ive just been following another thread where her comments are strife. She seems a little uptight bless her.
get yourself a rabbit love

Tyzer85 · 05/02/2015 08:13

Haha Tinks I think you need a shag as you are making a lot of assumptions.

Sallystyle · 05/02/2015 08:24

I don't know what is funnier. The OP or Tink's over-reaction and trying to diagnose a bad marriage from one lighthearted post Hmm

UncleT · 05/02/2015 08:41

Definitely the latter - it's coming across as bizarrely obsessive, possibly unhinged. I note this is the second such 'what do you expect from this post' type reaction from Tinks recently. People probably 'expect' a bit of banter and discussion I guess, not to be denigrated by some weirdo who 'should of' known better.

WandaDoff · 05/02/2015 08:44

I guess Tinks hasn't got any lately Wink

Whatthefucknameisntalreadytake · 05/02/2015 08:52

Op I'm with you. The other day after a particularly lovely bit of romantic interaction the first words out of my DPs mouth were 'mustn't forget we've got that washing to hang up'
I was like, seriously?! We've literally just finished!

flippityflip · 05/02/2015 08:58

I thought it was funny!!AIBU used to be more lighthearted and I like these sort of threads,I'm in the 'you've got a keeper there camp' OP housework and spontaneous sex!

laughingmyarseoff · 05/02/2015 08:59

Aw where was the spooning? That's a great bit. Not bad doing household things, think I would have preferred a cup of tea!

Feminine · 05/02/2015 10:06

Oh l've got it!
tinks wishes she had a dishwasher

Don't worry. I haven't got one either...

Tubbytimmy · 05/02/2015 10:11

Calm down tinks, he didn't cum on you.

Me personally I just wish I had a dishwasher

SaucyJack · 05/02/2015 10:16

Completely ignoring the elephant in the room.....

YABU OP. I quite like that sort of quickie where you just get up and go straight back to what you were doing- but with a massive grin on your face afterwards.

JohnFarleysRuskin · 05/02/2015 10:39

spontaneous sex? great

Doing the dishwasher? nice.

Coming over me? Meh. I'm an orifice person me-self (old fashioned)

anothermakesthree · 05/02/2015 10:40

Oh dear....poor OP, posted something personal & quite light hearted.

You know Tinks42, there is something called a differing of opinion? If you don't like what you are reading, come off the thread. Your comments towards the OP have become increasingly insulting. You really haven't read a discussion of members sex life on mumsnet without their relationship being in trouble ?....Hmm.

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