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First spontaneous sex in months

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GoodAndBad · 04/02/2015 23:55

DH and I just had our first proper spontaneous sex in months, downstairs (open plan living area) clothes strewn across the floor etc. Anyway it ends in him coming over me (sorry for TMI). I go to downstairs bathroom to clean up. I come out no more than 2 mins later. AIBU to think it ruined the moment that he was loading the dishwasher? Literally took 2 minutes!!

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heartisaspade · 05/02/2015 00:24

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GoodAndBad · 05/02/2015 00:25

To clear things up, I didn't rush off. Also, this was meant to be a bit more light hearted than it's been taken, as I've already said. Don't like it, don't read it/comment. To be honest I just thought it was a bit amusing and people would take it in the manner it was meant, especially after I explained that a bit more. Definitely wish I hadn't bothered.

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Dowser · 05/02/2015 00:26

Dodged and wanda ...ha! Ha!

Keep them coming!

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:28

is the poster feeling lucky she got banged with no foreplay and he loaded the dishwasher after? Grin well OP you have a keeper there.

Dowser · 05/02/2015 00:28

Well I enjoyed it.

I do have a weird sense of human.

MsVanRein · 05/02/2015 00:28

This made me laugh OP!

Can just imagine my DP doing something similar he can't relax at all if there's something needs done. Read it to him and sure enough he said "well he's not unreasonable, the dishwasher obviously needed done."

Dowser · 05/02/2015 00:29

Humour even

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:30

I definitely wished you had of posted on facebook to be honest. who cares? its not really funny to anyone but you so keep it there.

Dowser · 05/02/2015 00:30

I had hoped OP you were going to say he was naked apart from his frilly apron!

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GoodAndBad · 05/02/2015 00:31

Thanks to all those taking it in the spirit it was intended. I know I have a keeper and I'm very lucky, not doubting that, I just thought it was a weird thing to do. Glad to hear other people think that way too! Men rolls eyes

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Dowser · 05/02/2015 00:31

Hey tinks. Speak for yourself.

I'm laughing!

Dowser · 05/02/2015 00:32

In fact Tinks, can you go to bed love, you're the one spoiling the fun!

FightOrFlight · 05/02/2015 00:32

Tinks for someone who dislikes the thread you sure are posting on it a lot. Why not take your obvious disdain elsewhere?

< awaits "I'll post where I like" comments >

DodgedAnAsbo · 05/02/2015 00:32

Starting to doubt the veracity of this thread on reflection. How can he load a dishwasher when he's asleep ?
OP, if he doesn't go asleep straight away, get him weighed. He's worth his weight in gold

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 05/02/2015 00:34

You're on a open public forum people have every right to comment. What were you expecting a round of applause. You only had sex. We can all play that game bragging about our sex lives. Like I said we all have one! You aint unique

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:34

Very lucky you have a keeper there. no sex for months and a sort of half shag... Grin well maybe it will inspire him to take you out and wine and dine you, maybe it will help him want to please you? who knows, its a start Angry

Tobyjugg · 05/02/2015 00:38

This is the funniest post I've read in ages. Some serious sense of humour failures make it funnier.

FightOrFlight · 05/02/2015 00:42

OP, if he doesn't go asleep straight away, get him weighed. He's worth his weight in gold

Grin Seconded.

FightOrFlight · 05/02/2015 00:43

Like I said we all have one!

Speak for yourself, 6 years celibate here Hmm

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:44

hahahaha, im glad that you thought it was fantastic, he came all over you and then went and put a wash on. really?

Did you have an orgasm OP or was that purely for him?

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GoodAndBad · 05/02/2015 00:45

I'm as surprised as you are he wasn't asleep! On that note, I'm off to bed. Thanks to those who joined in my amusement, sorry to those who obviously didn't get it.

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Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:51

Get what? his pleasure and yours not so? it was such a laugh and i missed it. Are you so relieved that he would come all over you and then put a wash on? that was funny?

Im thinking that he hasnt wanted to have sex with you for ages and all of a sudden hes shagged you so you're sort of elated?

It was a... oooh he came after months of not all over my belly post.

Really

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:54

Get real OP, what he did wasnt funny, it wasnt great and it wasnt right. You know it wasnt. If in a great relationship a quicky is fantastic. I sure as hell wouldnt discuss my sex life on here unless it was in trouble.

FreudiansSlipper · 05/02/2015 00:55

Tinks42 you seem to be taking this a little too seriously and getting over involved

Tinks42 · 05/02/2015 00:57

so what freudian? that is surely up to me.

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