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Polar bear penises!

12 replies

FoxgloveFairy · 02/02/2015 03:07

Recently read an article about how we eeevil ( you can tell how evil by the number of e's) humans are putting chemicals in the oceans that are causing erosion of male polar bears' penis bones. Am I being unreasonable to wonder how anyone thought of and proposed this research and just how they carried it out? How many research assistants were harmed in the making of this report? Polar bear numbers are, I believe, slowly rising. If the bloke polar bears have this issue, it doesn't seem to be a problem.

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Arsenic · 02/02/2015 03:08

How long have you been dwelling on this?

FoxgloveFairy · 02/02/2015 03:11

Dwelling on it? Zero time. Mild curiosity? 5 minutes.

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Arsenic · 02/02/2015 03:27

Then YANBU, but I'm really trying hard not to follow you down the same train of thought Grin

FoxgloveFairy · 02/02/2015 03:30

Just made me wonder! I'm off to do something constructive for a bit!

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JoanHickson · 02/02/2015 03:38

Can you link the report please?

I can't imagine working in icy conditions, never mind measuring bear penis sizes.

FoxgloveFairy · 02/02/2015 03:40

Apologies-on phone so can't link.

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babyiwantabump · 02/02/2015 03:43

Amazing what you can ponder at this time of the morning!

Arsenic · 02/02/2015 03:50

Perhaps the female polar bears wrote to the scientists for help.

FoxgloveFairy · 02/02/2015 03:54

Perhaps arsenic. Polar bear Viagra?

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Aussiemum78 · 02/02/2015 04:06

Global cooling is making their penis shrink, everybody knows cold = small penis

Arsenic · 02/02/2015 04:35

Polar bear Viagra?

These mental images aren't improving Grin

*everybody knows cold = small penis

I thought that was balls?

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