to think Brian may be behind this? (Yoni related)

[ethelb]

I belong to a few meet-up London groups and got an email about this new group: Cosmic Yoni Club

I mean WTF??? Why is this even happening and why is information being sent to me!

AIBU to think that a Sacred Yoni Steam sounds like something dreamt up by the infamous Brian?

Brian!

I've missed, you, oh wise one!

(You do mean the dog from Family Guy, don't you?)

This is the classics thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

I suspect the good folks of Hull have had enough of Brian & he decided to flounce down south where people are more gullible and easily parted from their money in tune with the Sacred Yoni.

Caro is clearly his sacred handmaiden.

A hot sweaty steamed Yoni might be something that should be avoided. Not comfortable really more like how it feels after a really hard workout, in a warm climate, and in need of a wash.

I think a damp warm yoni is a recipe for thrush no? Tsk tsk Brian

Didn't Brian's wife start a thread telling everyone off for being mean?

My Yoni resembles a sad tired elephant... Maybe a facial and a sing song would be benficial...

Hands up which one of you is Hanna on the FB page

Carol doesn't look antsy thing like you'd expect does she

Am I the only one who would love to have their yoni steam cleaned? sign me up

Perhaps ole Brian has done well enough to have a few franchises on the go.

MingeLink UK

'Steam Clean Your Yoni, From Hull To Nairobi. Get in touch with your licsl MingeLink UK coordinator on 0898 OOO OOO OOO

Or LOCAL even

Maybe Brian has become a self-identifying woman since we last encountered him. He did seem to have an unusual level of... erm... respect for the yoni. Perhaps he wanted one of his own...

I had an ex boyfriend who was allegedly a Taoist.

He bought me a book about being a 'white tigress', which is based in Taoism.

The jist of the book was I should let him cum on my face to avoid wrinkles. Apparently if he did it daily all my lines would disappear and I would eternally look about 20.

His name wasn't Brian, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were friends!

MingeLink UK

'Ooooh White Tigress sounds exciting and empowering, what's involved?'

'Me jizzing on your face'

'Oh'

This was Brian's wife's response
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a1730115-to-be-upset-that-virtually-the-whole-of-MN-are-mocking-my-husband

Talking of steam cleaning, maybe I should have put this in Good Housekeeping

Yeah, bit do you think being a white tigress might work?

(Eyes reflection)

Squoosh, were you there? that's almost exactly how it went!

Just spent ten minutes re-reading the yoni thread.

Actual Lolz

Ha! So you decided not to earn your tigress stripes so to speak.

Pretty much Squoosh.

Although a quick google suggests it is actually a 'thing'. I assume it was made up by a bloke.

I might ask dh to wank in a pot every day for a fortnight, just to see if it works!