to hate diety type yogurts and their adverts

[Armpitt]

OH GOD JUST DO WITHOUT. Or eat a normal one.
Strawberry cheesecake yoghurt fgs
and the ' ooh we are so crazy we like Gok Wan' shite advertising

I prefer the low fat Total as it makes me less mucousy (TMI, sorry).

Wait - yoghurt and mucous are in cahoots? Is this just something specific to you or could my snotty, yoghurt-chugging friend be on the brink of remission?

I thought dairy generally (regardless of fat content) could make you mucous-y if you were so inclined and I know that some professional singers avoid it before a performance. I have no idea if that is a medical fact though

fage 0% is not full of added carcinogens or sugar

it is skimmed milk

and yoghurt culture

0 percent total is just yogurt made with skimmed milk

It's not pumped full of ground up marshmallow fluff and aspartame

I've tried Total 0% and found it chalky.

I've decided that if I'm going to eat something, I'd prefer to enjoy it, so it's creamy organic Greek for me.

It's lovely with fresh figs and a drizzle of honey too.

The higher the fat content the worse it is for me. Still mucousy with 0%, but not as much as with full fat.

OMG LIDL bucket of Turkish Style yoghurt 10 per cent fat!!!! amazing