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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To be irrationally afraid of getting a billy?

66 replies

AmarettoSour · 09/01/2015 16:48

I hope know that there's no chance of it happening here but I still find myself panicking when I get an itch Shock is it just me?!

OP posts:
KingJoffreyObviouslyWatchesHol · 09/01/2015 16:48

Billy bookcase?

What do you mean?

HappyHippyChick · 09/01/2015 16:49

I also thought billy bookcase. No idea other than that!

WilsonWilsonWoman · 09/01/2015 16:49
Hmm
Username12345 · 09/01/2015 16:50

A goat?

HappyHippyChick · 09/01/2015 16:50

And yes YABU to be worried about getting a billy bookcase, they are extremely versatile Grin

Hexiegone · 09/01/2015 16:50

A goat? Why would that make you itchy? marking place

Iggly · 09/01/2015 16:50

Is billy a typo?!

magimedi · 09/01/2015 16:50

Do you think someone is going to give you a goat ?

Flossyfloof · 09/01/2015 16:51

Willy?

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 09/01/2015 16:51

I thought it was a typo and OP meant willy

PourquoiTuGachesTaVie · 09/01/2015 16:51

A tombu demon spawn fly?

YouTheCat · 09/01/2015 16:51

It was the name given to a parasitic grub living in a MNetter's dh's leg. Fascinatingly hilarious thread it was.

MrsCakesPrecognition · 09/01/2015 16:51

Do you mean the parasitic bug that an MNer recently posted about?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 09/01/2015 16:52

Just iron everything Ammarretto

Everything

That'll Kill Bill Wink

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 09/01/2015 16:54

Should we bump it for people who haven't endulged in the Billy-Love?

MissMrsMummy · 09/01/2015 16:58

Me too! I had a random spot on my upper arm and actually asked DH if it could be one.

kelda · 09/01/2015 16:58

ARe you in Oz? A billycan?

MrsMcRuff · 09/01/2015 16:58

No, YANBU. I keep visualising something horrible burrowing away under my flesh! Don't worry, unless you have a lump which grows to the size of a grape. In which case it is VITALLY important that you post a pic on here. Grin

Iggly · 09/01/2015 17:00

A thread about a thread! I see....

AlorsMeh · 09/01/2015 17:01

Is this a sporning thing - please can somebody tell me what sporning actually means?

PicaK · 09/01/2015 17:01

I've started ironing Shock

MrsMcRuff · 09/01/2015 17:03

The 'Billy' thread has now been moved to classics!

TheDoctorSandshoesAndGrandad · 09/01/2015 17:03

Were there pictures posted on the other thread in the end?

ExitPursuedByABear · 09/01/2015 17:03

Is that you Janet?

FoulsomeAndMaggotwise · 09/01/2015 17:05

Yeah I'd also like to know where the word "sporn" came from. Something and porn. But what?