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to think that "Dad of twins" is the worst car sticker ever?!

98 replies

HappenstanceMarmite · 06/01/2015 15:04

I mean...just why?

I plan to go into business supplying a car sticker saying "so what?" People can then slap these over offending stickers such as the aforementioned and other dullard, self-centred proclamations re the occupant's issue of their loins.

Who's in?! Grin

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Thehedgehogsong · 06/01/2015 19:01

Shock no fat chicks ???
I assume women were queuing up around the block to ride with that charmer...

Purplepixiedust · 06/01/2015 19:05

I walk past a truck near work every morning that has a 'No fat chicks' sticker. It really winds me up. Most of the others don't bother me though but I have never had a car with stickers.

I could never understand the child on board ones in the back window as though you will be extra careful not to drive into them because of it but usually wouldn't bother!

HappenstanceMarmite · 06/01/2015 19:21

Meh84

No....I've seen much worse that's pretty tame tbh!

Examples or it never happened!

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GenerationX2 · 06/01/2015 19:25

I'm in the US and here you see 'proud parent of Honors Student' Yuck.

Even my 12 YO DS thinks they are tacky

Tobyjugg · 06/01/2015 19:25

The one that always got me was "Showdogs in Transit". I really don't care what bloody pooches you have in your car mate.

Tobyjugg · 06/01/2015 19:27

"Our Dream Came True..!!! Baby on Board...!!!"

BOAK!!!!!

Xmas2014SantaC1434 · 06/01/2015 19:29
Chavaloy · 06/01/2015 19:33

Ohhh.... actually I quite like cars with eyelashes! I wouldn't have one myself, but they do make me smile!

Squeezepast · 06/01/2015 19:37

These stickers are dangerous. I nearly crashed my car in horror when I saw a L'il Dude on Board one the other day.

GlitzAndGigglesx · 06/01/2015 21:13

Whippet I bloody hate that word! Why would you do it gahhh

MiaowTheCat · 06/01/2015 21:17

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GlitzAndGigglesx · 06/01/2015 21:18

I used to live on a right run down council estate as a child and there was some twat who thought he was a ladies man with 'Upper class chav' on the back of his car. He had no shame at all

HappenstanceMarmite · 06/01/2015 21:19

**

Actually like that one.

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HowsTheSerenity · 06/01/2015 21:29

Can't be any worse then these being on nearly every car.

www.thestickerfamily.com.au/

Oh and not once did I (or any other colleagues) look for stickers (indicating who was in the car) on cars when attending car crashes.

unclerory · 06/01/2015 21:41

My favourite car sticker ever was the one on a Ford Anglia that said 'my other car is a broomstick'

misses the point completely

The eyelashes give me the rage though.

Angel1983 · 06/01/2015 21:49

'Huge and productive penis' - I don't know why I find that so funny!

SistersOfPercy · 06/01/2015 22:43

I have a Guy Martin skull and spanners sticker in my back window. Obviously should I crash emergency services need to locate Mr Martin in my car somewhere Grin

HappenstanceMarmite · 06/01/2015 23:01

I have a Guy Martin skull and spanners sticker in my back window. Obviously should I crash emergency services need to locate Mr Martin in my car somewhere

Fnarr

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MintChocAddict · 06/01/2015 23:13

I was once driving near a huuuuuge people carrier type car that displayed a'triplets on board' badge. The eejit behind the wheel was displaying some of the worst driving I've ever seen -swerving into the next lane, undertaking etc. As I passed her I beeped as I was so pissed off at her endangering everyone around her not to mention the triplets on board. Hmm She proceeded to gesticulate wildly while driving one handed. Shock.
Maniac!

GoddessWhoWalksEarthAsWoman · 06/01/2015 23:14

My favourite was the slightly hippy sounding "baby I'm bored"

GoodArvo · 06/01/2015 23:17

In Australia people with panel vans used to have stickers saying "If it's rockin', don't come a knockin'". Eeww

GothMummy · 06/01/2015 23:26

There are two local cars to me, one is stickered "my other car has a flux capacitor" and the other says "my other car is Star Bug". Im wildly jealous of both these stickers!

RandomNPC · 06/01/2015 23:44

I was in Berlin once, there was a car with a huge 'Respect The Ladies' transfer all across his back window.

Ohfourfoxache · 06/01/2015 23:48

This may well out me completely.

Ex colleague of mine didn't stop at a "baby on board" sticker. Oh no. She had pictures of both sons (close ups of their faces), with full names and DOB, spray painted onto the back of her car, proudly declaring that Comet and Cupid (names changed to protect the innocent) were on board. It seriously looked as though she had had her car tattooed.

Freakiest thing I think I've ever seen Confused

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