to think that "Dad of twins" is the worst car sticker ever?!

[HappenstanceMarmite]

I mean...just why?

I plan to go into business supplying a car sticker saying "so what?" People can then slap these over offending stickers such as the aforementioned and other dullard, self-centred proclamations re the occupant's issue of their loins.

Who's in?!

I saw a "perfect family on board" one once too, really boak making.

Putting a 'perfect family' sticker on your car really is tempting fate. Fast forward 15 years and they'll all be screeching and bawling at one another on Jezza Kyle.

The "perfect family" one has put me off my dinner.

Even worse is the powered by fairy dust one as mentioned up thread. Cannot explain how much this annoys me!

I bet the "perfect family" family doesn't talk

What's next 'Consumer of toast', 'Watcher of Eastenders', 'Blower of nose', 'Sender of emails'.

squoosh :o :o :o

Maybe I will get one saying "Owner of a cat" or something equally dull.

I buy crap stickers

I once saw one that said 'show cats in transit' obviously had they been just normal bog standard cats I'd have run them off the road...

Have to admit these stickers don't bother me, (never had on though) and I don't understand why there's such a dislike of them.

However 'Perfect family' is redonkulously smug, and I would probably "twerps"* is I saw one

*polite version

Im now fantasising about buying the 'perfect family' one for a scuzzy family I know.

I am thinking that even though she's dim as mince she will still recognise I'm having a pop

There's a bloke with a Peugeot 205 near dd2's primary who has a number of stickers adorning his vehicle including "No Fat Chicks" Given that he does a pretty good impression of Jabba the Hut in terms of physique, it seems inappropriate in many ways.

I bet overweight 'No Fat Chicks' man spends his evenings listening to Wagner and reading Chaucer.

Undoubtedly.

Even relatively inoffensive like "Grandad's Taxi!" annoy me no end. I am a mardy cow though.

"Show Cats on Board" as opposed to my commom moggies is suppose.

Remember 'honk if you bonk'...wtf? Prob around 80's.

trotters

"No Fat Chicks" man will have ED. Would put money on it. Bellend.

I once saw "grandparents of twins on board" - not even boasting about their own virility but rather the virility of their offspring

Actually I've also seen

"Our Dream Came True..!!! Baby on Board...!!!"

I recently seen Pregnant Princess on board.

May as well put "I've had sex!"

I saw one a while back that said...I'm not sure I can actually bring myself to type it....it said:

Sprog's On Board

My eyes, my eyes...!

Pregnant Princess on Board is perilously close to Preggerz n peng.

That's actually better and even more inane than "Owner of a cat" Tiger

How about one which says "Hasn't managed to procreate"?

No....I've seen much worse that's pretty tame tbh!

I rather like "Pregnant Princess" - there's an endearing touch of self-mockery there!