So DD1(2.5) got up at 3.00am and wouldn't go back into her own bed ("mummy bed mummy bed").
DD2(7months) got up at 3.30am, but after a nappy change and feed went back to sleep at 4.00am. I return to bed to find DH has helpfully
given DD1 his phone to keep her quiet, so he could go back to sleep so I could get DD2 to sleep.
DD1, being unhappy at having the phone taken off her, refused to go back to sleep, until finally at 7am grumpily she tells me "I tired" like it's my fault she's up in the first place.
I finally get back into bed and DH was snoring so loud I couldn't sleep, so I've got up.
Never again will I be able to read Peace at Last. Mr Bear and I have too much in common.