to think my neighbour should be milking his goat at this time in the morning?

[Weirdbeard]

a) it's very late
b) it's making a shedload of noise
c) it's a male goat

I mean, I know this is Wiltshire but this is ridiculous

I meant "shouldn't be".
it's the bleating, it's driving me crazy

If it's a male goat it's not getting milked its getting...... W?@ked

:o Milking a male goat?!

Perhaps he gathering some specimens...

New years eve innit. Shops are shut, he may be all out of the regular milk

Are you sure your neighbour knows how to milk his goat?
Is your neighbour a member of parliament?

I am relieved this is not a euphemism and he actually is milking a goat but Lord knows why - maybe sometimes you just gotta?!