To not tell him

[namechangenooney]

We are running low on loo roll. This morning DH shouted from the bathroom that we'd nearly run out. I directed him to look in the drawers for some andrex toilet wipes. I have just discovered that he has actually used some toilet cleaning wipes which were also in the drawer. Should I confess or is ignorance bliss? He's used loads and I'm worried they'll corrode his bum.

Id be more worried he's blocked the toilet.

Sorry op but that made me .
That's what you get for not looking properly.
I would just tell him to avoid him doing this in future.

Corpde his bum!!! Lol!!!

I'd tell him!

Ok I have told him now, he wasn't in a nark but he did say his bum stung when he was using them! I was worried he'd block the loo but unless there is a backlog further down we seem to have dodged that pooey bullet!

LOL at least you know his bum is clean!

Yup clean and pine fresh!

I once sent an ex out to buy some toilet roll and he came back with kitchen roll.

When I questioned him about it he said that he'd seem the words "wipe and it's clean" on the packaging and assumed it was toilet paper

Men are just clueless sometimes

I hope his stingy bottom is ok

Hahahaha! I've been caught short in the woods and had to use leaves