3 DCs, so I bought 4 FXs in the 2-for-£4 offer at Sainsbury's. (or maybe it was £5..) Anyway, the lovely, generous children always get me a stocking for Christmas as I do for them so I gave the spare one to the eldest and said "just in case FX is planning on giving me something this year..."
Christmas Day rolls in and as we are waiting on my bed for eldest DD I learn from the other 2 that she got tipsy with a friends the other day and ATE MY CHOCOLATE FATHER CHRISTMAS.