Fucks sake

[usefully]

Who serves a chocolate muffin with a spoon?!?

AIBU to get stuck in with my hands, and screw the sneers from my fellow (fork using) muffin gorgers?

Yanbu make sure you spread it all over your face too

Urgh it's warm!!

In fact on second examination its nuclear hot.

Hmm evidently the fork is to avoid compensation claims from customers burning themselves on a 1500 degree Celsius chocolate chip....