To wonder what are the most [shock] family habits you've ever encountered?

[Sapph1e]

Mine are: an ex years ago was one boy with two sisters and one night we got talking about what they called their genitalia when they were growing up. I was flabbergasted when he said "Oh, I had a 'cock' and my sisters had 'minges'"

However that was not as bad as the family BBQ (same family) where we were all sitting around a table having a lovely lunch; me, ex-bf, his parents, sisters, sisters' boyfriends and then ex-MIL casually mentioned that she hadn't woken up till 9am that morning.
"That's not true," says ex-FIL promptly, "I heard you having a shit at 5." did not cover it.

I can't stop looking. It's the car crash of vagina photography.

Puts me in mind of a plucked chicken carcass, with the way the picture cuts off at the knee and the general posture

Are you sure it is hers? We can't see the head after all.
Yes.

OK, sorry folks but i'm requesting a delete now.

OMG .. the cat!!! Please for context - how big is this picture?! It looks HUGE!

O.
M.
G.

There is a cat! :o

That is just amazing. Never mind giving it to her brother as a wedding present. It just wins anyway.

I think it's about A3.

Thank you Boots for your services to me having a much-needed guffaw this morning :)

You people are welcome!

The fact that she never aknowledged that it was an.... unorthodox? wedding present rather stifled a lot of conversation. I never showed my in-laws, my husband said they'd be too upset.

Is that her cat? The photo is named a pussy with a pussy?

So now you can understand how we are in fits of laughter every.single.time we discuss her wedding present.

Oh dear Lord.....

Oh, thank fuck!

I went back to bed for a bit and was totally freaked out that I missed the vagina picture.

Weird wedding present. It's not even framed...

It's mounted on acrylic.

And where do you display that treasure?!

deary deary me. Nowt so queer as folk

Acrylic? Blimey.

Good lord!

That's it. My family have just been shunted up to Normal.

I am in tears at the photo.How glad I am that I did not miss it!!!!

That's weird though.

Anyway - forget the vagina..... nice drawers. (snurk snurk) But really, those drawers you are leaning her vagina on are really lovely.

I keep it hidden alongside the wardrobe shown in the picture. We don't have an even remotely avante garde house, I couldn't possibly display it.

I don't have any words to reflect my reaction to that...
I thought my Sil was weird but really?

Your floor is very nice too.

Thank you cornchips :-)

So, so glad to have seen the Cat n' Vag.

I would have been GUTTED if I heard talk of it after it was deleted.

I can now get on with more mumsnetting the housework.

Thank you King.