To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"

[notenoughwine]

We have lovely neighbour who lives two doors down from us, she comes to ours for a cuppa regularly and we go to hers. Her son is 19 and just moved back in with her in the summer after staying with his dad for a while.

Well the first time we met him, my DH and I instantly just looked at each other as if to say 'um....are you seeing what I'm seeing'. He is obviously blessed in the trouser department and wasn't wearing any pants under his tracksuit bottoms. We managed to stifle our giggles until we left.

I've met him and talked to him loads of times since then and he's a really lovely lad. But every single time my attention has been distracted by the bulge in the front of his trousers.

So I met him this morning in the shops when I was with a friend. I saw him walking towards us in extremely tight cream skinny jeans, which meant we could see everything. My friend's jaw almost dropped and I was beet red as we stood chatting for a few minutes.

Do I scream it out or buy him pants for xmas?

WillkomenBienvenue I wondered whether it was an exhibitionist thing, but he's never made any comments or been inappropriate about it.
I'd maybe agree with Married2012 that he likes to show how well hung he is though.

Nancy66 Kind of like the John Hamm pic but a lot bigger and more noticeable.

That jeans guy must be deformed for his cock to start mid thigh

popdust.com/2014/07/21/justin-theroux-bulge-penis-distraction-liv-tyler-poor-jennifer-aniston/
Like this?

how is Jeansguy's penis attached to the scrotum with those tight jeans?
I smell BS...

I know what you mean OP. I watched a programme once, featuring a certain XFactor presenter and his trousers were so tight, it was actually distracting. I turned it over in the end, I couldn't concentrate and even now I couldn't tell you what the programme was about

Hmm. After very careful scrutiny of the John Ham pic, I think it looks like that picture was faked. It seems to be growing from the wrong place, although I will admit it's been a while since I saw one. ..The second picture is of a man with last night's pants bunched up in the leg. Could happen to anyone, that could.

He doesn't need to say anything though OP, that would just scare you away and give you grounds for police intervention. I'm sure he's very content knowing you're looking.

Everyone looks in the mirror, he knows what he looks like.

I think the thing with exhibitionists is that they get the kick knowing you can't or won't say anything but that you know. They wouldn't do it if it didn't shock you.

I think the only thing you can say is " oh look, that looks like a penis, only smaller!".

I dunno Willko my ex sil really can't have looked in the mirror.

She wore those really thin leggings and a vest all bloody summer.

You could almost see what she'd had for tea

Telling someone to ignore a very noticeable penis is like telling them to ignore a piece of green stuck in someone's teeth. It's distractingly noticeable.

The best anyone will ever be able to do is pretend not to notice and awkwardly carry on.

Should ask him if he gets dizzy spells in the morning.

Unfettered cockgate....don't you just love MN

I know what you mean op. My dp has a pair of those loose but thin and clingy tracky bottoms that he wears around the house with no pants. He's quite well endowed and it's hard not to notice, it's quite obscene!

I get embarassed when people come over and he's wearing them. I've noticed my poor neon ours trying to avert their eyes when he's standing out in the garden chatting to them.

I think genitals on display are level up from breasts, tbh! It's very hard not to look

Be sure to buy him a penis beaker for Christmas. A large one

I've had to ban DH from wearing jogging bottoms as the bulge is really visable. It looks comical on a side on view. I had to ask MiL to not buy any more, and the reason why. Yes, his mother buys his clothes still.

I watched a programme once, featuring a certain XFactor presenter and his trousers were so tight, it was actually distracting

Dermot doing the space programme?

I am not sure that a thin layer of boxer shorts would fix this. Just stop perving at him

whyyou yes, that was (probably) it

My DH used to wear some EXTREMELY thin linen trousers and no pants when we first met. They got thrown out by accident and I've been desperately searching for an adequate replacement ever since

the trousers, not the DH

I remember my dad having a friend who visited when i was a child. He used to wear tight jeans and his massive willy (it seemed massive to me) used to really freak me out. In my child brain i thought his big willy was why he had so many (7) children

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing this.
DixieNormas (very fitting name btw) Yes, I'm sure he's not wearing pants, it's very easy to see.

Bulbasaur Don't tempt me to ask, because I do wonder myself.

WilkommenBienvenue I don't think it's a completely exhibitionist thing since he seems to be wearing just as revealing trousers when he's out and about. Plus he's walking about like that when his mum is there.

The grey trackies are the worst! They hide absolutely nothing.

I think theman in thejeans just has a big hanky stuffed in his pocket. It isn't attached to anything !