We have lovely neighbour who lives two doors down from us, she comes to ours for a cuppa regularly and we go to hers. Her son is 19 and just moved back in with her in the summer after staying with his dad for a while.
Well the first time we met him, my DH and I instantly just looked at each other as if to say 'um....are you seeing what I'm seeing'. He is obviously blessed in the trouser department and wasn't wearing any pants under his tracksuit bottoms. We managed to stifle our giggles until we left.
I've met him and talked to him loads of times since then and he's a really lovely lad. But every single time my attention has been distracted by the bulge in the front of his trousers.
So I met him this morning in the shops when I was with a friend. I saw him walking towards us in extremely tight cream skinny jeans, which meant we could see everything. My friend's jaw almost dropped and I was beet red as we stood chatting for a few minutes.
Do I scream it out or buy him pants for xmas?
AIBU?
To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"
notenoughwine · 15/12/2014 14:40
I know what you mean OP. I watched a programme once, featuring a certain XFactor presenter and his trousers were so tight, it was actually distracting. I turned it over in the end, I couldn't concentrate and even now I couldn't tell you what the programme was about 
I dunno Willko my ex sil really can't have looked in the mirror.
She wore those really thin leggings and a vest all bloody summer.
You could almost see what she'd had for tea 
Telling someone to ignore a very noticeable penis is like telling them to ignore a piece of green stuck in someone's teeth. It's distractingly noticeable.
The best anyone will ever be able to do is pretend not to notice and awkwardly carry on.
Should ask him if he gets dizzy spells in the morning. 
I know what you mean op. My dp has a pair of those loose but thin and clingy tracky bottoms that he wears around the house with no pants. He's quite well endowed and it's hard not to notice, it's quite obscene!
I get embarassed when people come over and he's wearing them. I've noticed my poor neon ours trying to avert their eyes when he's standing out in the garden chatting to them.
I think genitals on display are level up from breasts, tbh! It's very hard not to look
I watched a programme once, featuring a certain XFactor presenter and his trousers were so tight, it was actually distracting
Dermot doing the space programme?
I am not sure that a thin layer of boxer shorts would fix this. Just stop perving at him 
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My DH used to wear some EXTREMELY thin linen trousers and no pants when we first met. They got thrown out by accident and I've been desperately searching for an adequate replacement ever since
I remember my dad having a friend who visited when i was a child. He used to wear tight jeans and his massive willy (it seemed massive to me) used to really freak me out. In my child brain i thought his big willy was why he had so many (7) children
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