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To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"

74 replies

notenoughwine · 15/12/2014 14:40

We have lovely neighbour who lives two doors down from us, she comes to ours for a cuppa regularly and we go to hers. Her son is 19 and just moved back in with her in the summer after staying with his dad for a while.

Well the first time we met him, my DH and I instantly just looked at each other as if to say 'um....are you seeing what I'm seeing'. He is obviously blessed in the trouser department and wasn't wearing any pants under his tracksuit bottoms. We managed to stifle our giggles until we left.

I've met him and talked to him loads of times since then and he's a really lovely lad. But every single time my attention has been distracted by the bulge in the front of his trousers.

So I met him this morning in the shops when I was with a friend. I saw him walking towards us in extremely tight cream skinny jeans, which meant we could see everything. My friend's jaw almost dropped and I was beet red as we stood chatting for a few minutes.

Do I scream it out or buy him pants for xmas?

OP posts:
selsigfach · 15/12/2014 15:09

I know exactly what you mean. I work with a chap who must be allergic to underwear and you can tell his religion by looking at his trousers. It'so gross! YANBU.

Termagant · 15/12/2014 15:09

This song says it all op!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U

SoonToBeMrsB · 15/12/2014 15:11

GurlwiththeCurl

Grin I'd be a lucky lady if that was the case!

Fudgeface123 · 15/12/2014 15:12

I know exactly you mean OP about the material but I still wouldn't feel the need to stare at it every time I saw him. I'm almost cringing imagining you and your friend giggling and pointing at it.

How old are you?

NoelleHawthorne · 15/12/2014 15:12

many lolz

silveroldie2 · 15/12/2014 15:12

Of course its not hard to look at his face and you obviously are gawping at his crotch. Weird.

Original poster
notenoughwine · 15/12/2014 15:18

Thanks Termagent That gave me a good laugh.

OP posts:
Festivelybereft · 15/12/2014 15:26

I have to side a bit with the OP.
I have an adult DS who wears those grey things around the house.
We have banned him from wearing them outside and send him to put pants on because his gdad is coming around Xmas Blush

They have a hypnotic quality which draws you in and then you realise what you're seeing.

If I see them out and about I have to avert my eyes.

SunnyBaudelaire · 15/12/2014 15:29

lol stop staring you pervy old lady, I bet you are like the old ladies in the Harry Enfield show...OOOH young man!

AskMeAnother · 15/12/2014 15:30

if there are no photos it didn't happen.

SunnyBaudelaire · 15/12/2014 15:32
ithoughtofitfirst · 15/12/2014 15:32

Exactly what ask said.

Original poster
notenoughwine · 15/12/2014 15:33

FestivelyBereft It's the pendulum effect, isn't it?

SunnyBaudelare Now that you've said that I realise how I sound lol.

OP posts:
ElphabaTheGreen · 15/12/2014 15:41

I understand entirely what you mean about loose and clingy OP.

Also, I think the analogy with large breasts is flawed. You can pretty much always see the outline of boobs under clothing to a greater or lesser extent. Seeing...erm...tackle, and especially sizeable tackle at that, isn't exactly a daily occurrence so it becomes car-crash viewing. No active perving required, just a total inability to avert one's gaze.

TiggerLillies · 15/12/2014 15:42

I told my husband the day his eyes stopped being diverted by ladies tight tops, was the day mine wouldn't be diverted by guys tight trousers! (esp when sitting in the tube home and your eyes are at just the right height...)
GrinGrin
In all seriousness, I don't see anyone could make any judgement as long as they think women should be able to dress as they please?

HollisterIsOverpricedShite · 15/12/2014 15:54

I just don't see what the problem is Blush

ithoughtofitfirst · 15/12/2014 16:12

Reminds me of this guy in school who used to get his cock out all the time. Because it was massive. Of course. Used to make me wince. Just like a tidy sized cock myself.

EhricJinglingHisBallsOnHigh · 15/12/2014 16:14

If I see a woman with sizeable breasts, wearing thin material and no bra so you can see the shape of her breasts and her nipples I'm going to notice and no I don't like it. Same with unfettered cocks IMO. Tits, arses, labia and cocks should be suitably attired so that they don't shout to the rooftops to announce their presence.

WillkommenBienvenue · 15/12/2014 16:20

Isn't that what Jimmy Saville used to do - wear trackies with no pants? Eeeeew.

OP he sounds like an exhibitionist and gets his kicks knowing you're looking.

RedToothBrush · 15/12/2014 16:22

What the heck is the guy supposed to do?
Cut it off? Wear certain styles of clothes? Constantly worry about his package?

He's wearing trousers. I don't see what the problem is. Apart from the poor lad being gawped at.

HellKitty · 15/12/2014 16:28

DP calls them vasectomy pants.

I did used to work with a well endowed woman who wouldn't wear a bra. I never noticed a thing, it was when our supervisor (and my friend) asked me for advice on how to ask her to wear a bra.

I must go around with my eyes closed.

Married2012 · 15/12/2014 16:33

Bet he is loving it, knowing you're having a good look OP!

wigglybeezer · 15/12/2014 16:36

Repeat Wilkommen's Jimmy Saville fact loudly in his earshot, that should put him off.

Nancy66 · 15/12/2014 16:36

like Jon Hamm?

To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"
Wealldancelamacarena · 15/12/2014 16:43

Like that?

To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"
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