To never tidy up again?

[lettucelamp]

I've been trying really hard lately to mend my messy ways and been doing fairly well. However, I now can't find where anything bloody is! Lost my address book, so can't send out Christmas cards til it's found and now I've lost my gift tags so can't wrap presents! AIBU to consider never tidying up again? I knew where everything was before I did!

I never know where stuff is whether I tidy up or not so I always slide back to my default setting of lazy untidy slattern. It suits me - I think I look good in it!