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Original poster

to think this is outrageous behaviour? (muller corner related) (husband can't keep his tongue to himself)

26 replies

ithoughtofitfirst · 07/12/2014 21:25

Dh: do you want a muller corner?
Me: yes please

Silence.

Me: what the fuck are you doing?

He'd only gone and licked my fucking lid.

Wwyd?

OP posts:
EatShitDezza · 07/12/2014 21:26

I would be sending him back in for a yogurt that hasn't been violated!

lardylump · 07/12/2014 21:27

If he walked to the fridge... he gets to lick the lid

MerryInthechelseahotel · 07/12/2014 21:28

It's the best part! Did you want it? Is that what you mean?

susiedaisy · 07/12/2014 21:28

Leave the bastard

Jenni2legs · 07/12/2014 21:29

call 101

CakeAndWineAreAFoodGroup · 07/12/2014 21:32

He opens it for you?

That's fair then.

I dislike licking the yoghurt lid anyway as it's gone crusty. Only thing I like licking the lid of is chocolate mousse.

Zippidydoodah · 07/12/2014 21:33

Eat the yoghurt and let him put the lid in the bin?! Grin

Anyone else think "oo-er missus" re: not keeping his tongue to himself?!

UncleT · 07/12/2014 21:34

Have him flogged.

misskangaandroo2014 · 07/12/2014 21:35

Yup. Definitely not the WORSE flaw to be unable to rein the tounge in Blush

SandorClegane · 07/12/2014 21:35

Grin at call 101

Original poster
ithoughtofitfirst · 07/12/2014 21:38

I wish it was oo-er missus.

Sadly not.

OP posts:
DoJo · 07/12/2014 22:07

Hold on, did he get one for himself as well? So he licked two lids?
Or did he want to lure you into having one just so that he could lick the lid?

FeelTheNoise · 07/12/2014 22:08

Insert the lid into his bottom

Drania · 07/12/2014 22:11

Request a new, unspoiled yoghut and then LTB.

JennyBlueWren · 07/12/2014 22:19

Maybe it's an automatic reaction. I have found myself slurping the top of DH's tea when I'm carrying it to him. I know I shouldn't... :(

FunkyBoldRibena · 07/12/2014 22:21

Muller products are crap. Good luck to you both.

londonrach · 07/12/2014 22:24

Am i missing something. I tried a muller corner a few weeks ago, one lick and the rest went in the bed. Now if its a yeovalley or rachels or those amazing waitrose own ones 6 for £1 that taste like refreshers i understand x

PurpleWithRed · 07/12/2014 22:24

I thought for one awful moment he might have tipped the corner into the yogurt for you. That would definitely be grounds for LTB. Licking the lid is pretty bad but I think a replacement yogurt (or lid. or lick) might cover it.

londonrach · 07/12/2014 22:25

In the bin not the bed! (Autocorrect)

TenMinutesEarly · 07/12/2014 22:26

He did you a favour. Muller corner is rank.

BonzoDooDah · 07/12/2014 22:42

My first LTB! Serious marital transgression!

DoJo · 07/12/2014 22:45

one lick and the rest went in the bed

Sounds like a sage direction from a porn film...

DoJo · 07/12/2014 22:47

Sage? Possibly parsley? Is there some kind of auto typo inducer on this thread...?!

Original poster
ithoughtofitfirst · 08/12/2014 00:07

TIL that not everyone likes muller crunch corner.

What is life.

OP posts:
Waltonswatcher · 08/12/2014 00:10

I couldn't eat that crap , but I'm with you on the food sharing . It's a big fat no no .
Totally freaks me out . My food, my cutlery . Bleurgh to leftover nibbling too .