Woman a few doors up has been knocking on doors recently asking for donations of cat food for the local hedgehog rescue, which I have happily contributed to.
She knocked tonight to ask if I had any shoeboxes, and when I handed two over casually mentioned that she will be fostering two hedgehogs from tomorrow.
I am consumed by jealousy, even though I know that I wouldn't be allowed to I might have asked and they are often full of fleas.
Wibu to suddenly declare myself her best friend and pop round for a cuppa several times a day to covet her prickly orphans?