So Brangelina have a row on a balcony

[Noellefielding]

(I know, I shouldn't look, but it's addictive)

and some US rag implies their relationship is OVER?

God if I split up with dh after every row we'd have split up a thousand times!
What do these papers think marriage is? Are none of those people married?

Haha I'm now imagining some of the headlines me and DH would get if we were famous and the paps followed up everywhere!

I know. They also point out she smoking but neglect to say so is he!

I know, I am no massively Angelina acolyte but I do think the press are nobs about her.

I mean how do they think any normal woman is that slim? Really? I mean these women surely must smoke, have an eating disorder or take drugs to keep them so skeletal. I mean some are born skeletons... but I bet a lot of them smoke.

I WAS A GODDESS OF SLIMNESS WHEN I SMOKED...
(blissful reverie emoticon of my once skinny ass sashaying around like a gorgeous fox)