To murder my husband because he is fucking snoring

[Hurricaneinateacup]

I'm not am I?
I can't sleep and to rub it in he's next to me snoring the loudest smuggest snores anyone's every snored.

I'm going to have to kill him.

I sent dh to the doctor as his snoring was make me me hate him, he said what can they possibly do ?? What should I even say ???

I said tell him your gf sent you, it's not a problem for you but a problem for me and I'm going to do something about it. He came back with medicine for polyps, it's definitely got better.

However the main reason he went to the doctor was because I wouldn't sleep with him, he slept in the front room for a week

Making me hate him !

Yes yes to all of this, long suffering wife here :-)

Note to self: do not read threads on mumsnet about murdering husband who snore when you are recovering from abdominal hernia surgery. Laughing hurts a lot.....

Was it worth searching for and then reviving this zombie thread just for that? Maybe you snore too.

Yes it was worth it, made me laugh when I've been bloody miserable all day! Plus currently struggling with a dreadfully snoring DH!

2 months is hardly zombie, look at the ones that have been resurrected thanks to 15 years of mumsnet....

Yes worth it. Made me laugh and I take guffaws where I can get them nowadays

Thanks linski :-)

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plus roll him on his side / smack him on the shoulder and quickly pretend to be asleep...