I am SICK of British TV adverts.
Everyone gushing about how they made them sob. Or blub.
Everyone talks about which ad made them cry this year 
Sobbing is a good thing, you see.
If a big company can touch your heart, you will get your wallet out.
Cynicism knows no boundaries.
It is not sweet, or cute, it is Christmas as a Capitalist Feast stuffed down our throats. Go! Go! and spend money you don't have! Go stuff your faces! Gorge yourself! Go on! it's Christmas!
Spend Spend Spend!
And it is only the first half of November. I think I could cope if it was mid December, but 6-7 more weeks of this ....AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
I will have to get rid of my TV...