woman at work keeps farting

[poppytea]

I know this might sound stupid but the smell is horrific, like egg, and it's really putting me off being in the office especially when eating. It's a small windowless room and it is very smelly as obviously there's nowhere for smell to go.

AIBU to pass this up OR will I just be laughed at?

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It was reactivated by a five year old wanting to show off their amusing fart poems.

sorry if ihave upset anybody new to this and didnt notice how old it was just having a bit of fun.dont even know what a zombie thread is or how to get a name.

You are new to this but you have been posting for at least two months?

A zombie thread is one which hasn't been posting on for a long time. Reactivating them is a no-no unless you are the OP providing an update.

I'm sure there is an audience for fart poems but probably not here. I'm sure a group of 5yo children would be more appreciative.

Do you walk into new pubs and offend people you don't know as well?

Oh and you DO know how to change your name, you were on a previous thread which had instructions and a link. HTH.
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You have offended someone and it's worth bearing in mind that as we aren't children, most people don't piss themselves laughing at fart poems.

You can eat charcoal to stop farts being anti social. There are tablets. Did someone ay this already.

in july of this year i didnt even know how to turn a computer on so im not very good with anything yet,i did read the instructions how to name change but was scared of pressing something i should nt as i keep doing and i keep having to pay to get it rectified .the computer shop are having a laugh my husband says they must be sick of seeing me,i dont think so, i am their best customer,All i can do is apologise again and watch what i do in the future.

Perhaps you should give forums a miss until you achieve basic competence then. There are plenty of free classes around as well.

Or at least find a more suitable outlet for your 'poetry'

Give her some activated charcoal.

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wait what. Is this ZOMBIE thread?