Yesterday was the first time in ages that we had roast chicken for dinner. Well, this started an array of questions. AIBU to ask you how you answer questions like "do you think the chicken will be sad if you're cutting up his leg?" and "is there a real chicken in there?" And "where's the chicken's head?" And "you're not really going to eat the chicken's leg?"
Made me laugh. Needless to say, our dd (3.11) did not want any chicken for dinner!