To have an irrational rage that makes me want to gag whoever says...

[AlbaGuBrath]

"Hell to the no"

"Totes"

"Amazeballs"

(the last two combined)

"Chillax"

"My bad"

"Cray cray"

Surely nobody over the age of 15 should use these words in a serious context (even in a joking context if I'm totally honest)

I have this week heard them all used at work by professional, otherwise intelligent people. Please don't tell me it's me that wants to stuff the nearest bit of junk mail into their pie hold every time they speak like this.

I couldn't take any meeting seriously where I was expected to sit on anything but a chair fgs

Also how do you get up gracefully? Or do you just sort of roll off onto your knees

How ridiculous

Hashtags! I frigging hate hashtags! What's the point?

I've got a friend who put up picture of her horse with caption '* was a good boy tonight' #lovehim #horse #gelding #jump #sohappy

I always want to post a photo of myself with #me #wearingclothes #justfarted #hairneedswashing #slightlypissed

Leela

Oh god god god the feeling blessed thing. Thanks FB friend, now I am feeling nauseated.
I do say "OMG Dad" in a fake Weegie Southside accent which I blame on listening to far too much Fags Mags and Bags on Radio4. So glad I have found my tribe about those bloody dreadful hashtags. #downwivdakids #tiresome #forgod'ssakespeakproperly #no-oneissearchingforself-absorbedfooldontchaknow

After my massive shit status I was asked by my manager if someone else has accessed my facebook, to which I replied 'No'

rosdearg Sat 25-Oct-14 20:32:59
I couldn't get on it because I was vomiting copiously in the shrubbery
I have tears running out of my eyes at this.

ovaryhill

Can I just throw 'to die for' into the mix.

Exits left

Enjoy ( as in enjoy your meal )
On point
Delish

All bug me.

'Main' instead of 'main course'. 'Veggies' instead of 'vegetables'. 'Prep' instead of 'prepare'. I am an old fogey, I know, but all of these bug me.

Vine tomatoes....ALL TOMATOES ARE FUCKING VINE TOMATOES..!!!

ovary

ovary nice one

Yy to main and veggies
Oh and yy to vine tomatoes
"Pan fried" pisses me off a bit too.

I was in a trendy pub recently and you could actually order amazeballs off the menu.

So we did. They were more like 'meh' balls.

Msquoted, what on earth were they? That would have made me run amok in the pub and to be featured in the following days papers under the headline 'before turning the gun on herself'

I use most of these words in a non-ironic way. I would also like to offer some of my favourite current ones:

Perfs (as in 'perfect') "Meeting at 1pm yah? Totes Perfs."

And

Povs (as in 'poverty'/'v poor') "Soz babes but I can't make it - totes povs"

Ahoy just leave!

I heard "shizzle ma nozzle" today. I'm not even sure what it means but pretty sure it has racist connotations

Haha shizzle ma nizzle even

Great thread.

I loathe the use of 'mine' and 'yours' rather than'my house' or 'your house'
Ach.

'Works do' when they mean 'office party'.

Work colleague. Personal belongings. Arriving into.

Can't abide being told'enjoy' in a restaurant.

Items of clothing referred to as a 'piece' and in the singular: pant, knicker etc.

Pan fried. Fried off.

Can I get? Rather than may I have?

I was sat.

I feel better now !

Right, under the new provisions of the Foxglove legislation against stupid, made up words, Ahoy, you are sentenced to summary, extremely painful execution. Harsh, but it is the only way.

Words, that's a very fine list. I agree entirely, especially with these two:

• Can I get? Rather than may I have?

Oh yes! Summary execution is too good for those who say this. I want them banished to a remote island with no coffee shops and no delis.

• Arriving into..... your next station stop. No, no, no!

For that matter, train station. I know it's a logical parallel to bus station. I don't care.Railway station is the traditional usage in the UK and I still cling to it.

Late to this but can I share your rage, particularly "my bad" which I have actually heard grown up intelligent adults use!

Oooh, Oooh, 'moving forward'.That's another one.